Re: Impostor!
"I'm calling impostor."
The prosecution rests and the defense takes the stand. The attorney's beaded brow reveals hopelessness.
"1) playing two hands UTG+1
2) RAISING UTG+1"
The defense concedes that the AJ hand was an even money type situation that could have been shunned to protect against positional trauma. The QQ hand --- folding here is not in the client's playbook and as to the remaining options we implore leniency on our presumed shared sympathies toward the pump-it-or-dump-it mindset.
"4) engaging in table discussion with another player "
The defense questions this usage of "discussion."
"5) sitting to the RIGHT of a tight player "
No choice.
"3) mucking face up "
The defense pleads guilty and will spare the court a litany of lame excuses in exchange for waived jail time and a life-time probation during which subsequent infractions of the no-show policy will be punishable by creamless coffee.
Tommy
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