[astroglide]

[03:17] <astroglid> good story here folks
[03:17] <astroglid> so i enter this sng just now
[03:17] <astroglid> and i get dealt the button, which is always nice
[03:17] <astroglid> first hand is a2o
[03:17] <astroglid> and i [censored] my pants
[03:17] <DukeTPT> you limp
[03:17] <astroglid> not, "wow, this is a great hand"
[03:17] <astroglid> i literally [censored] my pants
[03:17] <Paluka666> hahahaa
[03:17] <DukeTPT> you that sick
[03:17] <astroglid> e.g. my ass begin shooting a volley of turds into my boxer shorts
[03:17] <Paluka666> mexican food?
[03:17] <astroglid> so i sit out
[03:18] <astroglid> and do the [censored] penguin walk over to the bathroom
[03:18] <Paluka666> this is a good story
[03:18] <astroglid> and the good lord had blessed me
[03:18] <astroglid> because it was still in the loading dock
[03:18] <astroglid> the boxers go inside out, and are dry as the mohave
[03:18] <astroglid> and it was thai, not mexican
[03:19] <astroglid> i literally had explosive diarrhea
[03:19] <astroglid> but it was blocked by a little bit of solid
[03:19] <astroglid> that also spared my boxers, my chair, and my dignity.
[03:19] <DukeTPT> nice
[03:19] <DukeTPT> post that in news/views/gossip
[03:19] <astroglid> heh
[03:20] <astroglid> i never look at that forum
[03:20] <astroglid> i may though
[03:20] <DukeTPT> that would make for a hell of a thread