Disclaimer: This joke is making fun of stupid people as a group not stupid people themselves. Individuals wishing to complain must contact the head idiot at:
Booboothefool@reallydumb.com
Boo Boo can then complain to the mod as a group whining.
Joke that you can tell to loosen up your Hold'em table:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the
clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the
card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary
to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed
the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to
the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
they matched.