Re: wording when asking girl out
But...does your apartment smell of rich mahogany
My God, what is that smell? Oh!
That's the smell of desire my lady.
God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
You know, desire smells like that to some people
What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
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