who gets to play Adam in the movie?
Good choice. What about Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite?) Maybe something like this...
*Adam checks his hole cards after the river* "Flippin' sweet."
The jackass goes all-in. Adam: "All-in? You guys are retarded! Gosh! I call!"
After the laydown..."What the crap? I was playing killer poker for like three days! Are you guys tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?"
Later, at that casino. Random guy "So Adam, how'd you do at the WSOP again?"
Adam: "I told you. I spent it playing with Sam Farha."
Guy: "Did you beat him in a pot?"
Adam: "Yes! He asked me for my autograph and about my awesome poker skills."
Guy: "How'd you beat him?"
Adam: "A frickin' reraise. What do you think?"
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