[Bigdaddydvo]

Mine:

From Season 1, when Peter is in Court and the Judge asks him why he's late.

Judge: "Why are you late?"

Peter: "Oh sorry, but my favorite episode of Diffrn't Strokes was on, the one where Arnold and Dudley get molested by that bike shop owner."

Judge: "Mr Griffin, haven't you learned anything here?"

Peter: "Oh sure, stay the hell out of that bike shop!"

I actually saw that "very special" episode when I was in Elementary School. Scared the crap out of me, so I was floored when the pulled it out of nowhere for that episode.