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...your mouths shouldnt be used for talking if you are drinking with a cute girl and her friends from 2am to 7am.

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Clearly the mouth is used for sticking your foot into.

On a more serious note, stick with the cover story. I agree with Goodnews about not giving them a tease. My suggestion? Say you're an independent software developer. Nobody ever asks questions.