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but if i did where would i waste my time when i'm supposed to be working?

If i wasn't four posts from carpal tunnel, i'd soooo be... doing something else right now. dunno what, but it'd probably be cooler than staring at a screen and being ignored by my so-called 'online freinds'. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! [/ pathetic strung out whining] somebody PM me if i'm just making an ass out of myself. i can't really tell right now, but i suppose i don't really care either. posting high=good fun. lame, but still fun.

so, some thoughts about this stupid place.

> I have actually met a couple people here that i JUST MIGHT be willing to consider maybe hanging out with in real life. stabn's cool, even though he totally pushed me off of a pair of eights in a 1/2 stud home game. still mad about that one, and i WILL be a (THE) mainiac nezt time i play with him and KJS (also a cool cat). still haven't hung out with anyone from the forums (that i know of) in a non-poker (or pre-poker/post-poker) situation. Vulturesrow said he'd go have a beer and talk politics when he comes to twon this month, but after reading this thread i wonder if he (a troglodyte neandrathal conservative, straight-arrow military-guy. total square. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] j/k) still will. i think so. he might not see this. SHHH!!

>I have probably wasted about 100 hours here while playing poker and net-surfing (not anywhere near as cool as surfing-surfing). if that costs me one table (i only have ONE monitor, and it's not even a 2100fp! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] i have NO cred.) out of four, and i win (SAMPLE SIZE) 3BB/100 at 2/4 stud/8 at 75 h/hr that's... hmmmm my math's not working right now... calculator? okay, it's cost about $300 to talk at myself. fair enough.

>I have learned a LOT of really intresting stuff here. not nessecarily useful or the best use of my time, occasionaly disgusting, but always interesting... stuff. this is my site for finding disgusting (just WRONG) things to email my buddy on the addy that i KNOW his woman reads. heheheeeh. well... it was fun till she asked to be on my 'list' for that stuff. i have no list and i only send out links to tubgirl to screw with people that have done the same to me. anyway, }}}edit: (HEY YOU THERE! WANT $20? the first person to PM me with the subject line: "I read your whole thread because i'm as/more bored as/than you" or something to that extent.... has ANYone read it?... anyway, i will not sleep till i get a PM and somebody gets $20 on pokerstars or paradise for reading these thousand-odd words i've cranked out tonight... include a SN. be over 18 please- i'm totally a wet blanket when it comes to underage gambling. sry, but no. I just won a big pot ($280- at 5/10 stud/8. yeeehaaa.) ...one more of those and i'll be even for the night! jesus, you know what my opponents need? MORE ace high-flushes.... [/bitching about variance] and am feeling like blowing some dough for my own sick little entertainment. seriously. $20. not kidding. if someone does i'll post a screenshot so i'll be taken seroiusly when i offer up some cash. unlike SOME posters... kangkungfu, i'm lookin' at you, here. k-hole. my haiku was great. GREAT. i was hoping for an eazy 100 clams, and even though some crap was chosen as the winner, i am a little pissed about writing haikus for free. geez. heh. maybe i'll write a haiku right now.i think i will. it'll be my next post. [/edit])[/i] it's good to have this kind of space, where the posters all seem to visit somethingawuful, killsometime, etc, and post the good stuff. no wading through stupid crap that must be funny to SOMEONE and boring spammy adware infested 'free' online porn. thanks, OOT!

> a couple of years ago i met a guy who was a professional voice talent. his big claim to fame was being the voice of leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle frm the original cartoo. it's on right now, i hadn't seen it since i was like 14 years old. (yes i was into TMNT at 14, don't ask why, i don't know. hadn't discovered pot and girls yet, i guess.)... anyway, it's creeping me out because it's his voice and isn't cartoony at all. very surreal and a little bizarre.

> i like using bullet points because i think it makes my posts look like i've put some thought into it, and people tend to read the whole thing (<---assumption, but whatever) because they think it's all related/relavant/important for comprehenson, etc.... works, huh?


jesus. three more. maybe i'll wait for tommorow.