[SoftcoreRevolt]

Should have clarified as to why I thought of him as a giant donk: Beyond the usual calling with offsuit Big small crap, he had slow played trips in absolutely hilarious fashion, which led to me wondering if he instead had a set that he decided to slow play after my raise on the flop, since it seemed like this guy would wait til the river if he had a 3, but the read was only over two hands, so there was no way I was trusting it enough to slow down.

The river check pretty much settled it, although I was still wondering if he might be going for a check raise, which would have been equally funny.