Re: Jewish jokes
A woman walks into a bakery and asks, "How much are your bagels?"
"Two dollars a dozen," says the baker.
"But the baker across the street sells them for one dollar a dozen," she replies.
"Then," says the baker, "go across the street and buy them."
"But he's out of them," says the woman.
"Okay," replies the baker, "when I'm out, I'll sell them for a dollar a dozen, too."
Paraphrased from The Joys of Yiddish, an indispensible reference work.
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