[poker-penguin]

Ok, last night, a group of us are at a bar, and I agree to fly wingman for a buddy.

He goes over and starts talking to the girls, and waves me over a couple minutes later when it's clear the one he's interested (short hot brunette, big breasts) in isn't going to tell him to get lost.

I start blatantly abusing my accent with the friend to keep her happy and give buddy a clear run. She's a pretty hot tall redhead, so it wasn't a huge hardship. Problem is, the brunette keeps flirting with me too (OK, so that's a pretty good problem to have).

Anyway, a little while later, the redhead and I are all over each other, above and under the table, when Buddy starts intervening "that's not how things work in Canada" "Let me know if you want me to call him off" all that sort of stuff.

So when closing time comes round, we end up just swapping phone numbers. I'm blaming Buddy.

What's my course of action?


And no, I'm not sticking in in his pooper, even as a correctional technique.