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Old 04-22-2005, 09:31 PM
touchfaith touchfaith is offline
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Default Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote

Lionel Hutz: "Uh oh, we drew Judge Schneider."

Marge:" Is that bad?"

Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."

Marge: "Really?!"

Lionel Hutz: "Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son."


or


Homer: Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube.

(Phone Rings)

Homer: Hello, Mr. Burns' office

Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?
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