[Mikey]

i'm sitting in the 10-20 game, i'm sitting to the left of the selective chopper. He recently chopped with the person sitting to his right....now the next hand I'm the BB, so I'm assuming he'll chop with me if the situation arrises...

everyone folds to him and he raises.....

I say to him..... " I thought you chop."

He says, "I'm sorry no.......not this hand."

So i honestly don't even care....but i'm trying to create a fuss...with to him to make him nervous......

I say, "I thought you said, you chop, you chopped with her before, now you don't chop."

the whole table bursts in laughter.....

meanwhile he's getting nervous...

I look down and see.....94o.

I fold, but I honestly wanted to take an extra $5 chip and flick it into his eye just on principal.

The next time I sit next to him, I'll be sure to be on his...immediate right.....i'll glady agree to chopping.....before the flop.....

if the situation arises...and he says "chop"......you can be sure you'll know what i'm going to do.