[Zeno]

I have played golf all of twice in my life; still, I think I can say that I enjoyed your rant. Great Post.

I have a solution. Every golf cart should have at least one machine gun and one large flamethrower, each mounted on a turret. The people that use carts will soon all destroy themselves as the game of golf will quickly degenerate into open warfare. Once the fires, smoke, broken body parts, and blood have settled, the walkers will then rule the golf world. What's left of it, that is.

Le Misanthrope

Edit: I call this the 'Better Living Through Violence' theory.