[Wakko]

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Cool. I heard a nasty rumor you actually missed the episode premiere. Lying bastards. Glad you're a true fan, not one of those scum-sucking wannabes who doesn't watch the initial showing.

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I would fall on my sword before I'd miss a premiere of the genre-defying drama that is "Tilt".

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By the way, Wakko, I was wondering. If you had to have sex with one of these three, which would you choose?

1) The person who was strangling Lowball

2) The person the casino guy said "Nice rack" to

3) The person who the commentator guy was joking about the other guy dating

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Could we make this some sort of poll? Could we also add Lowball himself as an option; his gag reflex kind of turned me on. Despite this, I am still "on the fence".

- A.P.