Re: Share you best single day comeback story
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I was at a party and they had a lot of Cocktail Shrimp, which is my favorite food outside of bratwurst and lil debbie snackcakes. So I ate my fair share. This guy I work with, in front of the whole party, said "Hey Matty!, "The ocean called and they're running out of shrimp."
Anyways, I looked him right in the eyes and said "The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
Burn.
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Pure.
Genius.
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