Best thing I learned in Undergrad: Inspired by the Pissing Thread.
 

When youre drunk in a parking lot on the way to or from downtown and have to pee and are too far from the bars and too far from home, you can easily avoid getting a ticket by kneeling between two cars facing away from the main road and make like youre tying your shoes while pissing on the ground. Its fool proof.

Pissing tickets suck and are really expensive. Plus they often lead to other tickets or arrests if youre underage.

-JP