SNG\'s -- The Bitchiest Poker?
 

Tonight on almost every table, someone was whining, or telling some player he was a joke and was going to bust out soon, or that he couldn't wait till he busted out, that he didn't how to play, that he hated him, or whatever. It was like their bitchiness was automated or they were reading it off cue cards or something, it was so regular. I was like -- what the hell? Is Thursday National Poker Psycho Day or something? I have read that there are more murders committed on Thursdays than any other day, and more on Thursdays with a full moon than any other day. I think the poker werewolves came out tonight.

Seems in general though that I see a lot more angry sniveling and bickering in SNG's than I ever did in ring games. I dunno how many 2+2'ers act like that at the table, but I'm starting to wonder who pissed in the SNG gene pool. Anybody else notice a larger than usual quotient of knuckleheads lately?

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Only at one table in particular, 50+5. Three different players stayed from lvl 1/2 until the end to heckle a fish who had busted them all. The chat box was spammed for the whole tourney. He busted out in 3rd when my A9 beat his AK. I can't recall seeing such whining in recent memory, not by 3 players at one table. The best line was:

"I hope you get cancer."

McBandit

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Only at one table in particular, 50+5. Three different players stayed from lvl 1/2 until the end to heckle a fish who had busted them all. The chat box was spammed for the whole tourney. He busted out in 3rd when my A9 beat his AK. I can't recall seeing such whining in recent memory, not by 3 players at one table. The best line was:

"I hope you get cancer."

McBandit

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LOL! That dude is a 2+2'er if it's the same one. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Edit: The one that said the cancer thing I mean.

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Wow, I thought it was common practice to have chat off. i only turn it on if i feel like talkin some smack or there is a twoplustwoer at the table or something.

Listening to tablle chatter, for me, is negative eveee.


Andre

Re: SNG\'s -- The Bitchiest Poker?
 

The guy they were heckling was ngocaple(?) or something. They kept calling him nogonipple.

McBandit

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Same thing at my $11 table. A guy who busted out stayed the whole tournament to bitch at the guy who busted him out in like Level 1.

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About a week, some guy's A9 loses to like KQ. Then he says
"I hope you die.
I hope you're at home tonight and your house catches on fire.
And you burn alive.
And you can feel your flesh burn.
Slowly.
Oh so slowly."

At that point I turned the chat off. Now I never have it on unless one of my homies is sweating for some reason.

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Now I never have it on unless one of my homies is sweating for some reason.

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Like, y'know, constantly? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

/me needs to go play his own games

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Stop railbirding and go make some posts.

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Someone told me they hoped my dog got run over.

i told them i do not have a dog.
He offered to buy me a dog just so he could run it over.
I told him that would be an acceptable transaction.
He says wha kind of dog should i get?
i suggest poodle (i f*cking HATE poodles, thats another story)
He agrees to buying me a poodle, and then running it over.

This verbal transaction takes place over the course of approximately half a dozen hands. During which the villian goes from chipleader (yes, even after i badbeat him) to medium stack, to shorty, to busted out.

I laughed. It was good times.

P.S. i never did get my poodle. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]