Poll for patriots
 

CNN Report

You are the best prison guard in the high security prison where Saddam is been held and interrogated by American military intelligence. Your superior officer calls you and in tells you that there is a strong probability that Saddam holds vital information that America needs to know, concerning the whereabouts of a ton of plutonium.

Moreover, your superior tells you that military intelligence has concluded with absolute certainty that the only way to crack Saddam and make him talk and reveal any info he might have is to sodomize him. Sodomy would be the greatest infamy against Saddam according to his psychological profile as drawn up by military intelligence; it will completely paralyze his defenses and make him sing like a canary!

But the sodomy has to be done without any gizmos or dildos; it has to be the real thing. (Of course, use of K-Y and a condom is allowed.)

Your superior officer asks you to take up this mother of all missions and sodomize Saddam. He admits that this deed will not remain hidden from the media for long and every man and, especially, woman in America will eventually know where your pecker has been for America.

So, would you screw Saddam Hussein in the ass ?

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Can I choose to have Saddam screw me in the ass?

Not the New England Patriots?
 

I'm so disappointed--from the title of this post, I thought it was a poll about my favorite football team!

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a ton of plutonium

ROFLMAO

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Are you asking if I find Saddam sexy or am I a whore who would have sex with another person because it would garnish me a material reward?

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what was your answer Cyrus? Oh wait I know..." Me and Saddam [censored] each other everynight last year before the war started."

That was not among the questions
 

You were perhaps too turned on by the description to notice?

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Addendum
 

Now suppose Saddam knows exactly when and where the next terrorist attack against the United States is: who will perpetrate it, and exactly how to stop it.

If this attack goes ahead as planned and is not intercepted by intelligence, then upwards of 100,000 people will die.

Now, do you make Saddam eat his pillow?

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Can I choose to have Saddam screw me in the ass?

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Dude, I always thought if you gave it you were ok, but if you took it you were more gay.

This comes up often among my friends, if you had to have sex with another man would you rather give it or take it?

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i think this is a pretty dumb question, as there will assurably be somebody else willing to do it.