I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

You are given a choice:

You either have sex with a corpse for one hour, or 3 dogs suffer terrible pain for one hour (but otherwise survive)

Which do you REALLY choose, and why?

NOTE: I AM GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THIS

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

What does the corpse look like? How did it die? Is it still warm? Will anyone know?

Crucial details.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

Does it have to be either/or?

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

What if you can't last the full 60 minutes?

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On second thought, I don't think I want to read the clarification.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

I would let the dogs suffer, and it's not even close.

If it was 20 dogs, I would still let them suffer.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

Yes. Your question is indeed better than any of mine.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

Is it an attractive lady-corpse ?

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

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What does the corpse look like? How did it die? Is it still warm? Will anyone know?

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It is an unattractive middle aged woman, slightly pudgy, one day dead and at room temperature. She died from a heart attack, there is no disease risk. No one will know unless you tell them.

If you can't do one hour, viagra will be available.

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Does it have to be either/or?

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For the purposes of the exercise, it is one or the other.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

The dog's would suffer for sure. Now that I think about it, screwing a corpse would likely be a scarring experience.

Re: I\'ve Outdone Sklansky (Dogs AND Necrophilia)
 

If the corpse is a Jewish woman and I can use a condom, count me in. I love animals unconditionally. People, that's a different story...