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andyfox 10-15-2004 02:24 PM

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As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

jakethebake 10-15-2004 02:34 PM

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Watch it. That'll get you banned from MTV.

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As Andrew Dice Clay used to say, "In your crack or up your back."

With apologies to the censors.

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Rick Nebiolo 10-15-2004 02:43 PM

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I do believe that it was Rick who said that all of his fantasies are in the missionary position.

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Not quite true. Just my sexual fantasies [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

~ Rick

WEASEL45 10-15-2004 02:52 PM

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it was jerome bettis i think

Kevmath 10-15-2004 11:29 PM

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It was Jerome Bettis and Wanda Sykes.

Kevin...

Lazymeatball 10-16-2004 03:46 AM

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Sarah Silvermen has been passed around more comics than Richard Pryors crack pipe. The short list includes Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Jimmy Kimmel, and possibly Seinfeld. I'd say her hotness is compareable to Erin Ness, but her humor makes her much more attractive. Can Daryn weigh in on this?

KingMarc 10-16-2004 03:23 PM

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After she got elim'd, when commenting on being on the table she said something to the effect of

"I hate my theighs. But I love my vagina."

Christopher Meloni's face was priceless [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

34TheTruth34 10-17-2004 01:00 AM

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i knew there was a reason i dont let my kids watch that show.

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yeah, that show and "Playmakers" are really ruining TV for the children out there...

Enon 10-17-2004 06:52 AM

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If anyone is interested in seeing more of Sarah Silverman (as well as watching some of the best sketch comedy ever made) they should check out/buy seasons 2 and 3 of Mr. Show on Dvd.

genie 10-20-2004 05:19 PM

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The greatest line ever was when the host told that bloke from CSI Miami when he was eliminated on the first hand, that he had prematurley ejactulated his chips over the player that had knocked him out. Thats really funny. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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