request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

[03:17] <astroglid> good story here folks
[03:17] <astroglid> so i enter this sng just now
[03:17] <astroglid> and i get dealt the button, which is always nice
[03:17] <astroglid> first hand is a2o
[03:17] <astroglid> and i [censored] my pants
[03:17] <DukeTPT> you limp
[03:17] <astroglid> not, "wow, this is a great hand"
[03:17] <astroglid> i literally [censored] my pants
[03:17] <Paluka666> hahahaa
[03:17] <DukeTPT> you that sick
[03:17] <astroglid> e.g. my ass begin shooting a volley of turds into my boxer shorts
[03:17] <Paluka666> mexican food?
[03:17] <astroglid> so i sit out
[03:18] <astroglid> and do the [censored] penguin walk over to the bathroom
[03:18] <Paluka666> this is a good story
[03:18] <astroglid> and the good lord had blessed me
[03:18] <astroglid> because it was still in the loading dock
[03:18] <astroglid> the boxers go inside out, and are dry as the mohave
[03:18] <astroglid> and it was thai, not mexican
[03:19] <astroglid> i literally had explosive diarrhea
[03:19] <astroglid> but it was blocked by a little bit of solid
[03:19] <astroglid> that also spared my boxers, my chair, and my dignity.
[03:19] <DukeTPT> nice
[03:19] <DukeTPT> post that in news/views/gossip
[03:19] <astroglid> heh
[03:20] <astroglid> i never look at that forum
[03:20] <astroglid> i may though
[03:20] <DukeTPT> that would make for a hell of a thread

Re: request:from the anals (not a typo) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chat
 

lol

now I am wondering how could the boxers could have possibly been dry

Re: request:from the anals (not a typo) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chat
 

seriously dude, it was a miracle.

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

Great story. On a related note, here's something that really sucks.

So, you have a big mexican dinner or something. Then you go out drinking or whatever. Sometime in the evening, you realize that you are about to completely sh*t yourself. You can't imagine going in the cesspool bar bathroom and there isn't a fancy hotel in sight, so you hold it in, ruining the rest of the evening.

Finally, hours later, you get home and go to the toilet. And then find out that there are no turds involved in this equation and you just needed to fart!

Carry on.

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

s*it & go stories should be posted in the 1-table tournament forum.

that\'s one hell of a chitty post (NM)
 

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chat
 

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s*it & go stories should be posted in the 1-table tournament forum.

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This is by far the best response to a post I have ever seen.

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

You should probably take a hand at cut-off before getting up.

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

nm

Re: request:from the anals (not annals) of the unofficial 2+2 irc chatroom
 

"and you just needed to fart!"

all that and that's the punch line? dude youre full of shiit.