behold, I am bubble boy!!!!
 

in my last 30 tournaments I have placed 4th, 5th or 6th 19 times. In each of those bubble finishes the blinds were 100/200 or higher when I busted out.

I am now going to kill a small animal. Have a nice night!

Ryan

p.s. I look forward to finishing just out of the money tomorrow in the N.America vs. EU tournament. When I push from the button or sb, please be sure to call. You can rest assure I will have a crap hand and the push is a desperation steal attempt.

p.s.s. Empire poker is rigged!!!!

p.s.s.s I am the bastard son of a european immigrant, should I be playing for the EU?

p.s.s.s.s. It is impossible to steal when the bb holds A,A K,K or A,K. I'll bet you didn't know that.

p.s.s.s.s.s. My computer chair hurts my hemorrhoids

Re: behold, I am bubble boy!!!!
 

EXCELLENT POST. I'll let others elaborate.