I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

Doesn't have to be for life ever after - just a couple week fling is fine - no problem -

I just need to get back in the ball game for a time - a short time even - - see if I still remember how to hit the ball -

suggestions? - Ideas? - (and no, getting girls drunk will NOT work - I'm trying to avoid that crap myself) - Escorts, well, we all know that would be bad and wrong...after all, that would be illegal [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - wonder how folks look for one...LOL

RB

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

Step up to the plate and swing for the fences. One of the greatest homerun hitters of all time, Babe Ruth also has the strike out record.

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

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Escorts, well, we all know that would be bad and wrong...after all, that would be illegal - wonder how folks look for one...LOL

RB


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You mean they aren't in your phone books?

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

I dunno man....I go to pages like this and I just shake my head and go no way....

http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/pol...s_current.html

better to find the horny college sorority girl instead. Some of those ladies are vomitous...(one cute one in there, but who knows...probably a crack whore too) -

now, on the other hand, any of you guys wanna take me out to the ranch in NV, I'm golden...LOL

RB

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I dunno man....I go to pages like this and I just shake my head and go no way....

http://www.ci.stpaul.mn.us/depts/pol...s_current.html


RB

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What do you mean? That Tiana Nicole Eady and the other, Heather Marie Laven, look doable to me.

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

All girls are sluts you just have to bring it out. So hit on every girl you see and be very blunt, a simple "Wanna fukc?" should do. And since you seem pretty desperate don't be picky and you'll get the sticky [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

WHY

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

I have heard of this method as well....its probably an urban legend, but this is what I heard...

You go to a busy nightclub, you go to every single girl in there as long as they don't have guys on there arms, and ask each one if they wanna go fck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] 99% will tell you to go fck yourself, but theres always that one.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

why doesn't my computer show the pictures? in answer to your question, if you want something you have to ask for it.

Re: I\'m cracking up...I need to get laid
 

Your last thread involved jonesing to go to vegas. put two and two together (2+2?) and solve both of your problems.