Anal sex and vomit
 

My friend told me this story. I don't know if it's true, but, to be honest, I don't really care.

So this dude finally convinces his girlfriend to have anal sex. He heard somewhere that it's a good idea to use alot of lube, so he coats her down with KY and they get to it. So, there's some anal sex going down, etc., and then he finishes and pulls out at which point KY, semen and a diarrhea-like substace shoot out of her ass all over him. Disgusted, he starts puking all over her back. She doesn't know what's going on, turns around to find her boyfriend covered in KY, [censored] and semen, and starts puking too. So they're both standing there puking when they hear someone else puking and they realize it's the dude's best friend that was videotaping them from the closet.

All I can say is that I want that video. Bad.

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The story is from Tucker Max's website.

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I've been had.

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much like the free ipod thing.. where it's always someone's friend that got it, and never someone.

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Yep. Sucks to be you. Your BS detector is in need of repair.

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much like the free ipod thing.. where it's always someone's friend that got it, and never someone.

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Sigh. I tried to get one of those. Just ended up with alot of coffee and ink cartrages. My life sucks.

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Yep. Sucks to be you. Your BS detector is in need of repair.

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I didn't say that I believed the story. I just think it's funny as hell.

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yes you did.

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My friend told me this story. I don't know if it's true, but, to be honest, I don't really care.

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