Dead Baby Joke
 

The dead baby jokes seemed to go over well so I'll start one for the day.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

<font color="white"> Because it was stapled to the chicken! </font>

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Whats small, covered in blood, and bumps into walls?

<font color="white">A baby with forks in its eyes </font>

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

<font color="white"> you cant have sex with a rock </font>



A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain.

Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud.

The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead"

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Whats small, covered in blood, and bumps into walls?

<font color="white">A baby with forks in its eyes </font>

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

<font color="white"> you cant have sex with a rock </font>



A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain.

Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud.

The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead"

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I hate when that happens.

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more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Hehehe good one Daryn.

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more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Hehehe good one Daryn.

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Having watched the footage of the Russian massacre a few days ago I have to say this is all in pretty bad taste, it would be anyway but your comic timing is out on this one.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls??

<font color="white"> </font> You can unload a truck full of dead babies with a pitchfork

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your delivery is piss poor

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HAHA I couldn't figure out how to make the text white

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A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain.

Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud.

The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead"


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I dont know which is worse, the joke, or the fact that I laughed out loud [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]