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CallMeIshmael 06-24-2005 01:17 PM

The stupidest thing you\'ve ever heard....
 
Last night's daily show inspired this topic. What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard another person say??


FWIW, the following dialogue (sorry for the politics) is what sparked it. (Im not saying its the dumbest thing I've ever heard, its just what got me thinking about the subject):

Stephen Colbert: What appeals to you about the Republican party?

Mary Carey: I just think the Republicans are very very wealthy people. And, um, if I want to be wealthy and powerful I should hang out with them. IF you play with cripples, you start to limp. I dont want to play with cripples anymore. I want to be up with the NBA players. You know, which is like, "the Republicans" (She does the hand quotes thing here)

Stephen Colbert (without laughing): OK. In your analogy, Democrats are handicapped and Republicans are tall athletic black men?

Mary Carey: Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

Alobar 06-24-2005 01:18 PM

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well I was gunna say jake's statements about goonies, but I dont think that mariah's comments can be topped. wow

asofel 06-24-2005 01:19 PM

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Last night's daily show inspired this topic. What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard another person say??


FWIW, the following dialogue (sorry for the politics) is what sparked it. (Im not saying its the dumbest thing I've ever heard, its just what got me thinking about the subject):

Stephen Colbert: What appeals to you about the Republican party?

Mary Carey: I just think the Republicans are very very wealthy people. And, um, if I want to be wealthy and powerful I should hang out with them. IF you play with cripples, you start to limp. I dont want to play with cripples anymore. I want to be up with the NBA players. You know, which is like, "the Republicans" (She does the hand quotes thing here)

Stephen Colbert (without laughing): OK. In your analogy, Democrats are handicapped and Republicans are tall athletic black men?

Mary Carey: Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

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I keep telling people that there are blond porn stars with big fake breasts that DON'T fit the stereotype, and no one ever believes me...

tbach24 06-24-2005 01:19 PM

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I don't think that can be topped. And I've gone to 2 retard schools.

CallMeIshmael 06-24-2005 01:20 PM

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but I dont think that mariah's comments can be topped. wow

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Just to clarify: It was mary carey who is a porn star.

lucas9000 06-24-2005 01:23 PM

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Last night's daily show inspired this topic. What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard another person say??

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97% of posts in the wpt forum.

jakethebake 06-24-2005 01:23 PM

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I don't think that can be topped. And I've gone to 2 retard schools.

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Brilliant! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Alobar 06-24-2005 01:23 PM

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but I dont think that mariah's comments can be topped. wow

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Just to clarify: It was mary carey who is a porn star.

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damn my speed reading while playing. Im just gunna pretend it was mariah carey you said that, cuz I hate her and shes seems that stupid

swede123 06-24-2005 01:36 PM

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but I dont think that mariah's comments can be topped. wow

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Just to clarify: It was mary carey who is a porn star.

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damn my speed reading while playing. Im just gunna pretend it was mariah carey you said that, cuz I hate her and shes seems that stupid

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Mary Carey, kinda scary looking pornstar, seems too old for what she's usually wearing (or not wearing)
http://www.fobpro.com/photos/ela2003...a2003f1720.jpg

Mariah Carey - Kinda scary looking popstar, seems too old for what she's usually wearing (or not wearing).

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/arc...ey_130270a.jpg

Don't blame yourself too much for confusing the two there.

Swede

hoopsie44 06-24-2005 01:43 PM

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard another person say??

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Years ago there was a mid-air collision of 2 private planes over Cerritos, Ca., killing six people. One of the planes crashed into a private house. Dana King, a local TV reporter asked the owner of the house if this ever happened to her before. The woman was too dumbfounded to respond.


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