weird problem for ya
 

ok there's this chick i've been nailing on the regular. she is not girlfriend material because she is like 160+ but turn the lights out and she is like a crazy machine. like putting your dick in a moist paint mixer. anyway that's not the point you perverts.

she has a boyfriend. whatever, he's a jerk. she is on the pill so i don't wrap it up (we have discussed this). but one day her crazy boyfriend decides he needs her and wants her to have his seeds so he takes her pills away. well we bump into each other at the local and she is sloshed so she doesn't tell me, and i bust one in her hoo-hoo. normally i go for the mams but i guess i was feeling sentimental.

anyway she is pregnant and she came to me and wants me to help pay for the abortion.

also keep in mind that the boyfriend is black and i am pasty as hell, so if she squeezes out my seed he is liable to go nuts on her.

what's the play here boys?

peewee

Re: weird problem for ya
 

mebbe it should've been a poll

toughie, i know

peewee

Re: weird problem for ya
 

Go for the pooper next time.

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meh, its your low IQ that got you in this mess, whatever you do I doubt it much matters as you will prolly learn nothing from this, and continue to bumble through life.

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Go for the pooper next time.

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just cause she's fat doesn't mean she does anal

and anyway i am not trying to marinate my dick in some fat chick's leftover dumplings

peewee

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meh, its your low IQ that got you in this mess, whatever you do I doubt it much matters as you will prolly learn nothing from this, and continue to bumble through life.

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that's not true, i will always aim for the tit-tays from now on

peewee

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meh, its your low IQ that got you in this mess, whatever you do I doubt it much matters as you will prolly learn nothing from this, and continue to bumble through life.

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that's not true, i will always aim for the tit-tays from now on

peewee

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thats a start. A smart man would use a rubber whenever he is sticking it to a filthy skank. There are worse things in life besides a fat preggo chick, know what im sayin?

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Let me know when your episode of Jerry Springer will be airing.

"I don't know who my Baby Daddy is!!"

Re: weird problem for ya
 

pay for the abortion. duh?

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thats a start. A smart man would use a rubber whenever he is sticking it to a filthy skank. There are worse things in life besides a fat preggo chick, know what im sayin?

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actually she was clean as a whistle when i met her but i gave her the clap like whoa... we are both cleaned up now though and i got the paperwork to prove it

peewee