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Halloween Costume Ideas?
I always try to go out in the funniest/most clever costume at my school. 2 years ago I was the Hamburgler and I had every girl's attention. This year, I'm looking for something equally appealing. Got anything good?
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Shave your head to stubble, pull your pants pockets inside-out and go as Gus Hansen.
Don't forget the black t-shirt..... |
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Be a "Kissing Booth"
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go as a lesbian.
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Be a "Kissing Booth" [/ QUOTE ] Bum bum BUMMMMM!!! Idea Man to the rescue. Well done. |
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wear only pants when people ask what you are say you are premature ejaculation since u just came in your pants
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Go as Deputy Undersecretary of Weights and Measures.
2nd choice--a leaf. |
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If you have a beer belly, go as Carl from Aqua Teen.
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Get a big piece of cardboard and wear it so that it sticks out about 3 feet from you on each side. Walk around and make it a point to knock things over. When people ask you what you are, tell them "I'm in the way." Get it?
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I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door.
I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it. hehehehehe |
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I'm gonna be uncle fester.
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Get/make a mask with rhinoceros horns and an elephant trunk/ears. Wear gray sweatpants/shirt. When somebody asks what you are, you shrug your shoulders and reply...
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I've got a black military poncho that's full length. I'm gonna wear a black balaclava reversed (be thin enough to see through) so effectively headless, and get a horrible monster hand, and I have a house that I can quickly slip out the back gate and jump on anyone knocking on the front door. I'm gonna scare the Belgium out of all the kids that come that night. And I've got the mace ready if the parents don't like it. hehehehehe [/ QUOTE ] DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe. She gets scared of my stepsons Scream Mask, dont think she will be out trick or treating anyway. Dunno why the last few years its all gone Americanised when we were kids we had a hollowed out turnip with a candle at most and wanted cash not a [censored] handful of sweets. |
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http://www.npr.org/business/images/g...erking_200.jpg [/ QUOTE ] FYI; I got the mask on Friday. I'm wearing it at my desk right now in fact. |
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[ QUOTE ] I've got a black military poncho... [/ QUOTE ] DO that to my little girl and you will... [/ QUOTE ] Okay, I'll not do it to the little ones, I'll save that for the hoodies. Fair enough, Davey boy? |
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DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe. [/ QUOTE ] So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you? |
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[ QUOTE ] DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe. [/ QUOTE ] So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you? [/ QUOTE ] Ignore it Jake. It's a British thing. We fight with axes and maces all the time, doesn't hurt much. Just a flesh wound, usually. |
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1) Blow up a bunch of purple balloons and tape them to your body. Act very, very angry. You are the Grapes of Wrath.
2) Dress all in white, with a white swim cap on, white goggles and sew a white tail onto your white pants. Write on your white shirt, "Fallopian Swim Team." |
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[ QUOTE ] DO that to my little girl and you will have your Halloween costumes for the rest of your life sorted as you will be carrying your head under your arm, your mace will be no match for my axe. [/ QUOTE ] So you're taking her out for halloween but don't want her to get scared? Wtf? You brits are kinda unclear on the whole halloween concept aren't you? [/ QUOTE ] I suspect she wont be going out and if she does it will be round the neighbours house most of whom are middle aged so hopefully wont be hiding round the corner with a mask on. As I said Halloween has only become a big thing in recent years becoming more americanised, same as christmas the last few years everyone is starting to do decorate outside of houses like you seem to do in the states very few people did it even 3-4 years ago. We never did trick or treat we asked can you help the halloween, you either got some money or told to bugger off, at which you did not come back and push dogshit or similar though the letterbox as the trick. I wouldnt expect a simple scratch to affect his fighting skills, you have seen Holy Grail I assume? |
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Make yourself look like a newly wrapped christmas gift. On the "to/from" label have it say:
To: Women From: God You are god's gift to women. |
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I wouldnt expect a simple scratch to affect his fighting skills, you have seen Holy Grail I assume? [/ QUOTE ] yea yea. i get the reference. In St. Louis, they have a really screwy local custom where the kids come around to your door and tell jokes for their candy. So you've got these 4 year olds trying to all tell a joke at once, and kids piled up behind them. Our first halloween when we moved there we didn't know the custom and were like wtf is going on? why are all these kids telling us bad jokes? |
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On a related note, the wife dragged me to the local Target this weekend and they had a very pimp "Michael Knight" costume, which included leather jacket, curly brown wig, and wristwatch to communicate with KITT.
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On a related note, the wife dragged me to the local Target this weekend and they had a very pimp "Michael Knight" costume, which included leather jacket, curly brown wig, and wristwatch to communicate with KITT. [/ QUOTE ] Did she make you buy it so she could ride the Hoff? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Me and my buddy are going as the Drugies from clockwork orange.
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Me and my buddy are going as the Drugies from clockwork orange. [/ QUOTE ] Ah, a night of the old ultra-violence eh? BTW, it's droogies. |
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the funniest costume I have seen was my brother. Last year he bought a child size spiderman costume. He squeezed his 5'9, 170 pound body into the little thing. It was really stretched and ripped and he looked retarded. So awesome.
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the funniest costume I have seen was my brother. Last year he bought a child size spiderman costume. He squeezed his 5'9, 170 pound body into the little thing. It was really stretched and ripped and he looked retarded. So awesome. [/ QUOTE ] I did this with a Jigglypuff costume I found at Goodwill one year. |
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i was at a costume party last year where my costume was totally lame - stuff fell through and my costume was little more than a fake moustache. but for some reason, everybody wanted to talk to me. i'd walk past some drunk guys, and they'd be like, "hey, moustache guy, come here" and chicks were way friendlier too. probably precluded hooking up that night due to the fact that i had moustache/disgusting adhesive on my lip, but a surprise hit.
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This guy is the king of halloween costumes:
paparazzi costume http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/p...pparatzi98.jpg doctor octopus http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/octopus/oct81.jpg Jenga http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/jenga/jenga19.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] http://www.npr.org/business/images/g...erking_200.jpg [/ QUOTE ] FYI; I got the mask on Friday. I'm wearing it at my desk right now in fact. [/ QUOTE ] I got mine in the mail yesterday, I was wearing it at work as well. I wore it when I came into my apt and scared the crap outta my roomates gf. |
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My kid is going as Buzz Lightyear. http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/2234/janas0135cn.jpg [/ QUOTE ] Jake its like 2 weeks until halloween, why is your kid wearing his costume now? Also he is really cute. |
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Jake its like 2 weeks until halloween, why is your kid wearing his costume now? Also he is really cute. [/ QUOTE ] We let him wear it once when we got it...and thanks. |
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You have a fine little boy there, Jake.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] http://www.npr.org/business/images/g...erking_200.jpg [/ QUOTE ] FYI; I got the mask on Friday. I'm wearing it at my desk right now in fact. [/ QUOTE ] I got mine in the mail yesterday, I was wearing it at work as well. I wore it when I came into my apt and scared the crap outta my roomates gf. [/ QUOTE ] I just got one off of eBay. link Is this shitty quality, or about the same as the ones you have? If yours is better, where did you get it from? |
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