ID problems
 

This is a semi-cross post from CotD's post in general:

So I have a bit of a problem. scrub, CotD and I just went to a pool hall in Berkeley and my only fake ID got taken away. As many of you know, I am going to Vegas in like 72 hours so I will need a pasable ID.

I am in the Bay area this summer, so if any of you that live there can give me any info I'd appreciate it. If you can help me, do it by PM--do not post info on getting IDs in this thread.

If you want to yell at me for being underage and getting a fake ID then please save your time.

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This is hilarious.

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Just grow a beard.

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I was pretty sure you'd enjoy it. If that was your disguised way of calling me stupid then I suppose you missed/disregarded my last sentence.

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This is hilarious.

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hahaha

no seriously

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I was pretty sure you'd enjoy it. If that was your disguised way of calling me stupid then I suppose you missed/disregarded my last sentence.

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What's especially hilarious about this is that you have an ID that will let you PARTY AND GAMBLE LIKE CRAZY IN LAS F'IN VEGAS yet you manage to get it taken away just a couple days before Vegas PLAYING POOL IN BERKELEY.


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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you couldn't slip the dude some cash to get it back? the bouncers around here will sell the Id back to the kid

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I could help you if you were in Southern Cal... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dammit. you better still be there.

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As usual El D is correct.

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Don't worry dooder. I'm bringing my laptop to Vegas. I'll let you use it to grind out 5/10 6-max while we have fun elsewhere.

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Oh, good lord.

Well, they don't require an ID to play golf at least.

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One of you guys has an older ID you can give guy. You just need to chalk the height.

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didn't you get carded like never the last time you went out there?

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Chiming in to laugh and say that apparently IndieMatty knows people I work with.

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One of you guys has an older ID you can give guy. You just need to chalk the height.

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My roomate would just say he has small mens/napoleans complex and would lie about his height on his ids.

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I barely got carded when I was in vegas 2 years ago. I was 17.

Don't worry about it

Blackjack

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I barely got carded when I was in vegas 2 years ago. I was 17.

Don't worry about it

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Yeah, but you were at 17 were least 18 inches taller than Evan is now.

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Just grow.

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<font color="white"> I'm sorry. I don't even know Evan, but I figured someone was going to say it. I might as well get the FYP first. </font>

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Just how tall is evan?

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I mentioned this when you told us about your job. Something about meeting Charley.

He's one of the worlds biggest morons but one of my better friends. Don't take any guff from him.

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Just how tall is evan?

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Think of the shortest person you know. Look down a little.

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Just how tall is evan?

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Think of the shortest person you know. Look down a little.

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I'm pretty short so I'm just wondering... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Just how tall is evan?

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Think of the shortest person you know. Look down a little.

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I'm pretty short so I'm just wondering... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I think it was like 4'11" last time I saw this question. Not sure if that is accurate or not.

Freakin

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I think it was like 4'11" last time I saw this question. Not sure if that is accurate or not.

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That is short. I think that's technically a midget. Anyway, I feel for him. I always had problems using fake IDs from friends too. They'd never belive I was 6' like my buddy's ID said.

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I think it was like 4'11" last time I saw this question. Not sure if that is accurate or not.

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That is short. I think that's technically a midget.

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A 4'11" girl in HS I knew was upset that she was not 4'10" or lower because that was a legal midget in WA and would qualify her as a minority for college admissions... She has like a 3.97 and 1500 something on the SATs, so it's not like she needed it. That was the only time I've heard about any legal height definitions for little people.

Freakin

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<font color="white"> I'm sorry. I don't even know Evan, but I figured someone was going to say it. I might as well get the FYP first. </font>

Take a shower:

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He's one of the worlds biggest morons but one of my better friends. Don't take any guff from him.

If it wasn't for the other two dogs in nearby cubes, Charlie would surely rank as one of the dumbest dogs I've ever met.

Course, Christian just uses Charlie as a prop to impress the ladies. Ask him to send you the Gmail team photo, he's striking this great male model pose with his dog.

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I have a huge mancrush on Charley. He's a great pooch.

I bet, I can picture the pose... probably the same pose he has when he go's sailing.


By the way, his real name is Hammelcarr.

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Hammelcarr

Please explain. Whose real name?

C___ Hamelcarr DiC____?

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Please explain. Whose real name?

C___ Hamelcarr DiC____?

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Just yell, "Hey! Hamelcarr!" right now.

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Hamelcar Christian D...

His girlfriend calls him Hammy.

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Hamelcar Christian D... His girlfriend calls him Hammy.

Ahahahahaha. I'm gonna have to save this.

Hammy and I are sort of 'oh, I worked with you for 6 weeks then left the group - say hi in the halls' acquantances at this point, so springing this on him should result in awkward hilarity.

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I'll try and think of some other items of interest. There are many.

He told me about the project. He also said "you'd like him". I said "no way".

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"you'd like him" - meaning Peter sure is a sarcastic wierdo.

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Bump for update.

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I just got back to Santa Cruz after spending a few days in Berkeley with scrub. One of my friends from NY is sending me an ID that I gave to him that I used to use, so I have something. I found out when I got back that a few people IMed me about IDs which turned out to not be a great plan since I wasn't here.

Anwyay, I have something for Vegas. Crisis averted, most likely. Thanks to anyone that offered help.

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Peter is still a sarcastic weirdo.

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hahaah

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Anwyay, I have something for Vegas. Crisis averted, most likely. Thanks to anyone that offered help.

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Glad to hear. See you in Vegas.