The Andy Milonakis Show
 

WTF??? I just saw an advertisement for this on MTV.

The kid looked familiar, then I realized he's the kid that has all those horrible raps up on the internet, and he'd always rap about weird [censored] like fcking his dad... Man this kid is so fcked up, and now he's CASH MONEY with a show on MTV. Damnit.

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Yeah, he was on JKL for a while. I thought he was The Man Show Boy, but he's just the dork from the net with the horrible freestyles. I don't really think he's funny, but whatever.

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Wowowowowowowoowowow.

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From what I saw in the 'preview' show, apparantly Jimmy Kimmel "discovered" Andy and had MTV executives give him a show.

It's basically a B- version of Dave Chapelle, and you throw in a fat white kid.

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Andy made the famous "The Super Bowl is Gay" song that he put on the net around the time of the Bucs vs Raiders super bowl XXXVII. The video wasnt that funny but he got pretty well known for it. Leno even mentioned him when he showed his video and said soemthign among the lines of "Im gonna get that kid on my show, and if Letterman gets him first, i quit"

The show is gonna be awsome.

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Horrible freestyles??? This kid spits hot fire. From the previews I've seen, the show looks to be pretty funny

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Horrible freestyles??? This kid spits hot fire. From the previews I've seen, the show looks to be pretty funny

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Name the five best rappers of all time.

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan... Because I spit hot fire!

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Yeah I remember that Super Bowl is Gay thing. Truly amazing. This kid is no talent trash.

-Michael

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i was hoping someone would understand that...thats easily one of my favorite sketches

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Chopper, you just gonna pick your hair playboy? Huh? That what you gonna do? Babs.. Babs you just gonna chop onions while I'm talking? Ness, you gonna do your taxes? Is that what's going on in the streets right now? Taxes?

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http://www.part8.com/images/videos/daband.jpg

I'm shuttin' down the studio.

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"This is 100% Cambodian, nigga. This the real [censored]."

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Breast milk, you made my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I should probably try and just retitle this "Quotes from Chapple's Making the Band Parody"

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Do you have a high quality version of it online? I have a crappy .wmv, but I want a better one.

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I only drink the finest breast milks

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hahaha set of left handed golf clubs

"This a good ass sugar cookie."

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how the [censored] did I forget to mention the sugar cookie

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lol

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That little bit was classic. "RUMPOMP PA POM POM, BOGGGABOGGABOG, RUM POM POMM, AROMPOM TING!"

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I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip, this is the way that Dylan spits

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Hahha you guys are crazy!
You guys should enter in the freestyle contest on Andys website haha he will perform it on his show if u win lol

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This is the worst show I've ever seen.

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i really couldnt find one redeeming quality in that show. except perhaps, when he had the strobe light going, and a guy replace him and he was holding a fish. i thought, maybe just maybe, back in college doing gravity bongs on a sunday night, that part might have looked ok, but under those and only those circumstances.

that show is an abomination.

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I just wanted to note that this is the ORIGINAL Andy Milonakis thread, created by ME.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i totally r0x0rz!!!!!!1111eleven

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How can a show not be great if the main commercial is of Lil' John spitting cereal on a fat white kid?

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you might have started the thread, but it was my hot fire that kept it going

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If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all [censored] day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

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This should be in the lifting thread.

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show sucks

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it looks horrible.

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It was pretty worthless.

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HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR RRSZZZZZZZZZZZ

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You guys do realize that Andy is not a kid. He's like 29 years old or something.

I read an interview someone did with him and he basically explains that he has a growth defect that makes him look like a young pre-teen. He is actually a stand up comic and decided to make those stupid internet videos to I guess freak people out and make them laugh. But it really loses its humor when you find out he is 29.

I didn't watch the show, but I don't expect it to be much.

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You guys do realize that Andy is not a kid. He's like 29 years old or something.

I read an interview someone did with him and he basically explains that he has a growth defect that makes him look like a young pre-teen. He is actually a stand up comic and decided to make those stupid internet videos to I guess freak people out and make them laugh. But it really loses its humor when you find out he is 29.

I didn't watch the show, but I don't expect it to be much.

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link?

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Yeah, he was on JKL for a while. I thought he was The Man Show Boy, but he's just the dork from the net with the horrible freestyles. I don't really think he's funny, but whatever.

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he ISN'T the man show boy? i was under the impression that they were the same person

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the show's not bad, it just makes me want to gorge out my eyeballs with a spoon, perform a full frontal labotomy w/ a dull rusty pen knife and hopefully die in a way that is less painful and disturbing than watching that [censored]. so i guess it is pretty bad.

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how could the two be confused, seriously?

they look nothing alike, except they are both fat and small. seriously anyone can tell he is not the man show boy.

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i had my 21st b-day at a place called canal room in manhattan. in the vip section at the table next to me was the one and only andy milonakis.

he looks 13. but apparently is old.