Re: crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?
 

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Big Mo - now is that Mo for "mo money" or "mo ass?"

al

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Mo money, mo ass, mo pleasure.

PS. Al can Felicia join us?

Re: crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?
 

whiskeytown - listening to his favorite band decides to pick a name that'll put hair on your chest.

and it's good cause when you bust someone and they start whining like a baby, and tell you to go f*** yourself, they can add "you stupid alcoholic" - gives the sore losers some help since they aren't very creative -

now the avatar....that's another story entirely...LOL

Re: crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?
 

I never understood why a player's name could only be 8 characters long in Bonestorm. I mean, it's supposedly a kickass game, and you can't even spell out your whole name?! What's the deal with that? Was this some sort of commentary on the overall crappiness of video games or did the cartoonists just get 'soooooo lazy'?

I have to go play Lee Carvallo's putting challenge now.

-- Homer

EDIT: p.s. - thrillhouse is now officially the most obscure Simpsons handle ever, replacing my Empire Poker name, Fishbulb.

My name is Simpsons inspired n/m
 

Colgate Cavity Patrol
 

Is it from this:

Homer: Which one of you youngsters is Abe Simpson?

Abe: I'm Abe Simpson.

Homer: You've just won $10 million from that publisher's cleary dealie!

Abe: Wha...?

Old Man: Everybody, come quick! Abe Simpson is rich!

Abe: I can't believe it! I can finally afford a young, crazy stripper wife! [starts dancing] Yeah I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest, m-- [grabs chest and falls over]

Homer: [checks his pulse] He's dead! [residents murmur]

Bart: Oh, this is terrible! Now who do we give the money to?

Homer: I guess we'll just have to haul the check back to headquarters. Too bad we couldn't just give it to these nice folks.

Bart: Forget it, Ed. Do you know what it costs to sign over a check this big? Why, the wealth transfer fee would run at least $100 a head!

Homer: You're right. We'd better just take this check back for shredding.

Jasper: No, wait. We've got 100 bucks each. Hang on!

% The residents all give Homer and Bart money, except for one man who holds
% out until the end. He finally comes, handcuffs Homer, and announces himself
% as FBI, arresting him for fraud. He readjusts his clothes and stance to
% no longer look old. Bart tries to act old to get away, but he too gets
% cuffed. The FBI agent asks where the inside man is, so Abe hops into a
% motorized wheelchair and takes off down the road.

Abe: Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!

% The FBI agent compliments Homer and Bart on their car as he uses it to drive
% them to jail.

Homer: Thanks! It took a lot of grifting! [Bart jabs him]

Bart: Please, FBI man, don't throw us in jail! We just made one mistake!

Homer: Yeah, we're not criminals, we're just two crazy, mixed-up kids! [they arrive at the station]

FBI Agent: Hmm ... okay, tell you what -- I'll let you turn yourselves in. Maybe they'll go easier on you.

Homer: You'd do that for us?!

FBI Agent: [unlocks their handcuffs] Well, I *did* ruin the boy's birthday cake. Go on in ... [sternly:] but I'll be watching! [on the way up the stairs, Homer tells Bart that he's got an idea]

Homer: Chief, I'd like to scare my son straight. Could I show him a jail cell?

Wiggum: Sure, I'll put you in the Rick James suite -- it's super-freaky. [in the cell, Bart and Homer look out the window to the FBI agent]

Bart: Okay, we're all locked up now!

Homer: Yeah! [quietly:] You big idiot!

FBI Agent: Excellent! I guess I'll just be swiping your car now.

Homer: Wha...?

FBI Agent: Oh, and this lovely bag of cash! [the money from the previous scam, labeled "evidence"] So long, suckers! Woo-hoo! [drives off and throws his badge into the jail cell]

Bart: That's not an FBI badge!

Homer: Colgate Cavity Patrol?! [groans]

Bart: That guy was a grifter.

Homer: Yeah, and he conned us good. Well, at least we still have our jobs at the sweepstakes place.

-- Homer

Re: Colgate Cavity Patrol
 

a big irony here is that of the more than 200 hours of misc. cartoons I have on tape, this is one of them.

al

BigBaitsim
 

"Beitza" is Hebrew for an egg.
"Beitzim" is Hebrew for eggs. Either on your plate or between your legs.

I suppose, in a way, he might have indeed gone fishin one too many times.

Another Simpsons question
 

The handle "Gamblor" is obviously Simpsons inspired, but I digress:

When does the Season 4 DVD come out?

I threw out all of my tapes when they announced they were doing the whole 14 season run on DVD.

Re: crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?
 

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jasonholdem - he missed the apostrophe in hold'em. must be a college student aspiring to play poker instead.

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I use the Ciaffone spelling. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Another Simpsons question
 

can't help much Gamblor. I have many simpsons on tape, but I tape any/all cartoons in six hour tapes for future viewing during those times when I am on the road and don't have cable. You see I have a small travel trailer that allows me to go/do what I like, but cable is not available everywhere. Therefore I have hundreds of hours of videos of both history/NGC and cartoons for those "lean times" when I MUST HAVE MY TV!!!!!!! I might just get satellite sooner or later here!

al