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elwoodblues
06-30-2004, 12:49 PM
Tomorrow you are offered a job that entitles you to access to any record possessed by the government.

What are the things that you will try to read about (or find out that there aren't any secret records on)?
JFK
UFOs
Area 51 (or whatever it's called)
ThaSaltCracka
06-30-2004, 01:03 PM
Area 51 and me!
Cptkernow
06-30-2004, 01:08 PM
Area 52.

Oops.
Garbonzo
06-30-2004, 01:48 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Tomorrow you are offered a job that entitles you to access to any record possessed by the government.

What are the things that you will try to read about (or find out that there aren't any secret records on)?
JFK
UFOs
Area 51 (or whatever it's called)

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Every action by the CIA since 1960.
HDPM
06-30-2004, 01:53 PM
I would want to see our treaty with the Grays. That would explain a lot of UFO and Area 51 stuff. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif



Oops, posted under garbanzos, not as a general reply. Deal with the nonsequitur.
jokerswild
06-30-2004, 02:34 PM
and other Bush sponsored scams.
andyfox
06-30-2004, 02:39 PM
JFK assassination. And it's not close. There's no such things as UFOs.
HDPM
06-30-2004, 02:42 PM
Yeah, because the government knows exactly what the alien craft are so they're not unidentified. Are you part of the cover up too? /images/graemlins/wink.gif
GWB
06-30-2004, 02:55 PM
When I took office, they filled me in on some interesting stuff, but trust me, the imagination of writers and filmmakers makes the truth look boring by comparison. You aren't missing anything by not knowing.

W
elwoodblues
06-30-2004, 03:05 PM
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You aren't missing anything by not knowing.


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Or so they want me to believe... /images/graemlins/grin.gif
andyfox
06-30-2004, 03:31 PM
"You aren't missing anything by not knowing."

This should be your administration's motto.
elwoodblues
06-30-2004, 03:38 PM
It reminds me of a quote I heard some time ago (and can't remember the source)

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
benfranklin
06-30-2004, 04:01 PM
Pattern mapping.
adios
06-30-2004, 05:51 PM
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Zeno
06-30-2004, 07:11 PM
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What are the things that you will try to read about...(

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Why is God a Republican?

Which Modern Pope had the most Sexual encounters and (more interesting) with Whom?

Who covers up the cover ups. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Andy's FBI file - bet its big. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

-Zeno