Doritios Fun Fact of the Day #1

[ArchAngel71857]

Why on the bag of "NACHO CHEESIER" Doritos I have, under the ingredients does it list three kinds of cheese, none of which are nacho cheese?

-AA

[Gamblor]

Nacho cheese is not a kind of cheese.

It is supposed to represent the melange of cheeses that usually go on top of the pile of nacho chips and vegetables you order with a pitcher of Molson Canadian.

[ArchAngel71857]

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Nacho cheese is not a kind of cheese.

It is supposed to represent the melange of cheeses that usually go on top of the pile of nacho chips and vegetables you order with a pitcher of Molson Canadian.

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If I have to order Molson Canadian, then I have never nor will I ever eat Nacho Cheese in my life.

-AA

[Gamblor]

If I have to order Molson Canadian, then I have never nor will I ever eat Nacho Cheese in my life.

You'd rather a Coors Light?

Miller?

Busch?

It takes only one beer to puke when I drink that gopher piss.

So this Asian guy was walking down the street with a brick of cheese. I asked him what kind it was. He refused to tell me, so I beat him up and stole it from him.

He ran after me screaming "Nacho Cheese! Nacho Cheese!"

[ArchAngel71857]

Michelob Ultra!

Low Carbs!

-AA

[Sloats]

How can you buy a Molson Export Ale in Canada?

[Gamblor]

Every bar has it. Every Beer Store has it.

I, on the other hand, never ever have it.

[BugsBunny]

So the Guinness, Coors, and Bud salesman are at a convention. They're sitting at the bar at the end of the day.

The Bud salesman says "I'll have a Bud, the King of Beers".
The Coors salesman says "I'll order a Coors, made with Rocky Mountain Spring water"
The Guinness salesman says "I'll just have a glass of water".

The Bud and Coors salesman look at him in amazement and say. "How come you're not ordering a Guiness?"

The Guinness salesman looks at them and says - "Well if you two aren't drinking real beer than neither am I" /images/graemlins/laugh.gif