andyfox
06-22-2004, 02:33 PM
I just received a letter from the Republican National Committee. It begins:
Dear Friend,
I don't want to believe you've abandoned the Republican Party, but I have to ask . . . Have you given up?
Our records show we have not yet received your Republican National Committee membership renewal for the critical 2004 presidential election year."
I can only surmise that either A) the letter was intended to go to some Quaker by the name of Andy Fox; B) their records are in the same mess the government is in; or C) both of the above. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Later on, the letter (from Mike Retzer, Treasurer) says that if I "feel the RNC has let you down, please let me know."
No, I don't feel the RNC has let me down. As Lewis Black says, the Democratic Party is the party of no ideas; the Republican Party is the party of bad ideas.
/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Dear Friend,
I don't want to believe you've abandoned the Republican Party, but I have to ask . . . Have you given up?
Our records show we have not yet received your Republican National Committee membership renewal for the critical 2004 presidential election year."
I can only surmise that either A) the letter was intended to go to some Quaker by the name of Andy Fox; B) their records are in the same mess the government is in; or C) both of the above. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Later on, the letter (from Mike Retzer, Treasurer) says that if I "feel the RNC has let you down, please let me know."
No, I don't feel the RNC has let me down. As Lewis Black says, the Democratic Party is the party of no ideas; the Republican Party is the party of bad ideas.
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