Wrong Tree

[andyfox]

I just received a letter from the Republican National Committee. It begins:

Dear Friend,

I don't want to believe you've abandoned the Republican Party, but I have to ask . . . Have you given up?

Our records show we have not yet received your Republican National Committee membership renewal for the critical 2004 presidential election year."

I can only surmise that either A) the letter was intended to go to some Quaker by the name of Andy Fox; B) their records are in the same mess the government is in; or C) both of the above. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Later on, the letter (from Mike Retzer, Treasurer) says that if I "feel the RNC has let you down, please let me know."

No, I don't feel the RNC has let me down. As Lewis Black says, the Democratic Party is the party of no ideas; the Republican Party is the party of bad ideas.

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[sfer]

Or may they figured someone with the bankroll for 40/80 MUST be a Republican. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[elwoodblues]

I got a call from a Bush Re-Election crew yesterday who asked if I would donate money to the campaign. I feel like George from Seinfeld thinking of a great thing to say after the fact (wasn't it the "jerk store"?), but instead I politely said "No thank you, I don't support his candidacy" and hung up.

[GWB]

Folks, you don't have to wait for a personal letter or phone call, just go here /images/graemlins/grin.gif:

Donate to GWB (http://www.georgewbush.com/Default.aspx)

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

If you wanted a good Seinfeld comeback you should've gone with asking for his home phone and telling him you'll call him back later.

[Zeno]

I always knew that secertly you were a Republican. Welcome to the right side. Check out the links below to begin the necessay initiation process.

Trucks and other cool stuff (http://www.gluck.net/jesus/) Make sure to scroll to the bottom and check out Rev. Leroy

throw rug for the couch when watching your new favorite sport (http://www.mayfieldmayhem.com/stonerug.jpg)



-Zeno

[ThaSaltCracka]

funny stuff man.

[John Cole]

Do you ever feel like Kevin McCarthy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers? You know you want to go to sleep, but if you do, you'll wake up as something else. And nobody heeds the warning.

[dsm]

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As Lewis Black says, the Democratic Party is the party of no ideas; the Republican Party is the party of bad ideas.


[/ QUOTE ]

I just discovered Lewis Black a couple nights ago on cable, and GOD DAMN is he funny!

-dsm