RPatterson
06-20-2004, 04:47 AM
Late at night there is always some bug capable of flight that decides he is going to aimlessly buz my head and try to make out with me until I kill him in a fit of rage.
A few weeks ago there was this huge fly from hell that would only attack me when I had my back to that area of the room, and then would fly into the closet and hide when I was ready for action. I eventually got the crap-eater but that's beside the point.
Tonight, I'm minding my own business when this huge moth just tries to fly into my head. I don't like moths. I don't like things that have exoskelletons. This guy was doing some kind of Pearl Harbor imitation continually divebombing me. I was forced to stand from the computer chair and throw powerful right hands, none of which landed. Luckily, it would be sick to touch him. Eventually I punched him out the door and secured it securely, for now.
The point is, what is up. Why am I a marked man?
A few weeks ago there was this huge fly from hell that would only attack me when I had my back to that area of the room, and then would fly into the closet and hide when I was ready for action. I eventually got the crap-eater but that's beside the point.
Tonight, I'm minding my own business when this huge moth just tries to fly into my head. I don't like moths. I don't like things that have exoskelletons. This guy was doing some kind of Pearl Harbor imitation continually divebombing me. I was forced to stand from the computer chair and throw powerful right hands, none of which landed. Luckily, it would be sick to touch him. Eventually I punched him out the door and secured it securely, for now.
The point is, what is up. Why am I a marked man?