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RollaJ
05-26-2004, 01:59 PM
Poker For Idiots (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=268&item=690108085 7&rd=1)

Sorry if this is an oldie


Amazing how many idiots have bought this

siccjay
05-26-2004, 02:31 PM
No negative feedback, it must be working.

slavic
05-26-2004, 02:36 PM
lol look at what he bought.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=318&item=318709328 9

So he is using a system to sell his system...

Actually this advertisement is better than his first listing for his E-Book.

I'll stick with Vehn's work though. Since Ed revised his formulas to use ln(e) based projections it works much better. That and sacrificing a bucket of Kentucky Fried.

Jurollo
05-26-2004, 02:39 PM
haha, the second one is illegal I think, haha, or at least sounds it... but i ended up buying 8 of them /images/graemlins/blush.gif ... On another note, I would like to see what is in the book about PP, but now I feel the urge to buy a lot of them and i dont know why /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RollaJ
05-26-2004, 02:43 PM
[ QUOTE ]
No negative feedback, it must be working.


[/ QUOTE ] .....Another satisfied customer /images/graemlins/grin.gif


But on a serious note, if this book keeps the idiots coming back I am all for it (Pattern Map or not)

GrannyMae
05-26-2004, 02:58 PM
Amazing how many idiots have bought this

here is an exact reprint of what the winner will be getting. the seller has chosen the option to obscure the winning bidder because i have sent all people who currently bid on the item the below for FREE before the auction ends. i guess he got smart to granny.


the actual pattern map is near the end. if you get bored, scroll down to it


Party Poker
.CRACKED.


. Party Poker Cracked.
This is what you have been waiting for so let.s get right to it. This is not
some 400-page book that will bore you. It is designed to be brief, effective,
and to be easily mastered.
Please note the Poker Chart, as you should refer to it often while reading
this. I personally have it taped to the wall next to my computer for easy
reference when I gamble online.
When I go to the casino and play limit Texas Holdem I usually win 4 out of
5 times. I play tight and aggressive. When I first started playing online I
couldn.t believe how diverse the players were. I was winning 1 out of 5
sessions online. What a joke I thought. I know I am good but why am I
losing so much?
Due to privacy, I will not tell anyone how much money I made on
Party Poker.com last year but I can tell you that my play money
account is over 60 million dollars (note the screen shot)!
This book will help you win consistently when gambling online, playing NO
LIMIT poker. Can I guarantee that? Absolutely not. I can.t control your
sessions, but after applying the principles in this book you should be much
better off and find your way to huge success.
Let.s get one thing straight. PartyPoker.com and Empirepoker.com are
virtually the same thing. When I refer to PARP I am referring to both
websites as they have identical algorithms.
Let.s address each subject one at a time:
Please refer to the chart as you read.

Texas Hold.em Poker Category Card Chart
1 AA KK QQ JJ A,Ks
2 TT A,Qs A,Js K,Qs A,K
3 9,9 A,10s K,Js Q,Js J,10s A,Q
4 8,8 K,Ts Q,Ts J,9s T,9s 9,8s A,J K,Q
5 7,7 A,9s A,xs Q,9s T,8s 9,7s 8,7s 7,6s 6,5s
5 K,J Q,J J,T
6 6,6 5,5 K,9s J,8s 8,6s 7,5s 5,4s
6 A,T K,T Q,T
7 4,4 3,3 2,2 K,xs Q,8s T,7s 6,4s 5,3s 4,3s
7 J,9 T,9
8 J,7s 9,6s 8,5s 7,4s 4,2s 3,2s
8 A,9 K,9 Q,9 J,8 10,8 8,7 7,6 6,5 5,4
S= Suited X=Any Card

For this entire book we are going to assume that you.re playing real money
$25 buy in no limit hold.em with 8-10 players at the table.
Big blind .50 cents Small Blind .25 cents.
These are the parameters I only recommend playing by the way until you
master the .online. game.
In real life I get so excited when I get a Category one hand! In PARP, I
cringe when I get a category one hand except for J,J or A,Ks.
Why is that you might ask?
AA KK QQ.
Whenever you get one of those 3 hands, two other players will indefinitely
have a pocket pair as well a large percentage of the time. And you.ll know
by the way unless you are first to act because the betting will start getting
really big pre-flop. This scenario happens very often. I would say that 40%
of the time that 1 of the 2 smaller pocket pairs will flop a set (Three of a
kind.)
This means your AA KK or QQ are liabilities in PARP. Don.t get me wrong
I win with these .great. starting hands but it.s only about 20% of the time.
Knowing this I will not call a raise, or place a bet more than $5 preflop with
AA, KK, or QQ!!!!! If I bet $2 and it goes to $10 I am usually going to lay
that hand down (fold). I almost always check these hands. After the flop, if I
don.t get a set I usually fold if there is a bet over $1.
I used to raise, call, reraise, check-raise, you name it with these hands only
to be sickened at the outcome in PARP.
Here is why this happens in PARP. You will come to a table and after
playing for awhile with correct strategy you will usually win 3-4 hands and
your money will be doubled-tripled on average. (You started with a $25 buy
in meaning you have $50-$75 at the table.)

Once this happens, (Because of party poker.s fairness policy), the website
will literally COME AFTER YOU. You will start getting 3,4, or 5 Pocket
pairs within just 10 hands. (Statistically impossible.) (This is just one of
many things the website will throw at you.)
Your temptation and possibly greed will be so overwhelming you will be

tempted to .go all in. with your pocket Aces, Kings, etc. Watch out because
you will see the worst bad beats in history. Here is one example of a bad
beat that happens all the time.
EX: You flop AA and bet $5 you get raised to $25 by some other player.
It.s obvious he has a Pocket pair as well. Probably kings or queens.
The flop comes and there are no face cards. If he has any money left he bets
$10 and you call. 4th Street comes and you notice there are 3 spades on the
board. You have A diamonds and A clubs. You don.t know this but your
opponent has Q hearts and Q SPADES. 5th st produces a 10 of spades and
you lose to a flush with your opponent having the Q of spades.
This has happened to me countless times and it will make your stomach turn.
You may work your ass off for an hour and a half and be up $80 in profit to
have it all go away with one hand that you statistically were supposed to
win.
Solution: Don.t call AA KK OR QQ with more than a $5 preflop bet. If you
don.t flop the set and the bets are getting big RUN RUN RUN and FOLD!
(This is provided that you are winning money on PARP. If you are down
money or just getting started these hands on the flip side produce amazing
wins. Once your winning consistently though, these hands will come back to
haunt you.)

JJ
Pocket Jacks seem to win about half the time in real life and half the time in
PARP. One actual congruence. Amazing. I won.t call pocket jacks for more
than $4 preflop. If I bet $2 and it gets raised to $10, I am probably going to
lay down(fold) the hand unless I haven.t won a hand that I have bet on in
what seems like ages.
If you don.t flop the set RUN.
10,10 9,9 8,8 7,7 6,6
The best hands in PP. These hands pay off the best. There are pitfalls.
I usually slow play or limp in with these hands but make sure the bet is close
or up to $3 per player before the flop. I flop set after set with these hands,
and they are the absolute hardest for your opponents to read!
Be careful and this is the reason for the slow play. But remember, you have
to get something in the pot pre-flop for any hand to pay off.
Legend: s-spades h-hearts c-clubs d-diamonds
Example:
You have pocket 6.s pre flop and there is $12 in the pot. 3 others players are
in with you. The flop comes 7s 6h Qs. This is a hand you probably will lose
in PARP. Here.s why. Either someone has a set of 7.s, or someone is on a
flush draw that will probably hit. If you can get away with 4th st for under
$2, go for it. If a spade hits on 4th st be careful.

We will touch on bluffing and maniacs later in this book, but in my
experience it.s better to play tight and fold unless you have a great read on
your opponent and it.s obvious he doesn.t have a flush and was never on a
flush draw.
5,5 4,4 3,3 2,2
These are also great hands because they are almost impossible to read. When
you flop a set with these hands nobody can put you on them especially if you
slow play the flop. I will call up to $3 but usually $2 on hands like these.
Here is one great thing to know about PARP and pocket pairs. If you flop a
set and there are 3 different suits for the 3 flopped cards and there is only 1
Connected string i.e. (4,5 6,7 8,9 J,Q etc. different suited of course) you are
going to win the hand over 90%of the time. You could go all in but you
might scare everyone away, so use tact. You definitely need to bet strong say
$4-$7 to scare off the players with 2 suited cards in their hands.
The ACE
I believe that any ACE, x (x- any card) in PARP is worth a $1 call preflop.
I believe that any ACE, s (s-suited card) in PARP is worth up to a $3 call in
preflop.
Playing hands like these will never be worth a big pot or raise by another
player unless you flop 2 pair, or 4 of the same suit or a straight draw
(straight draw with an ace is always inside so be ready to run if the betting
gets big)
When you flop 4 of the same suit you have roughly a 1 in 3 chance of
making your flush. It is practically worth chasing (semi-bluffing) that hand
all the time. Do your best to keep the betting moderate until the flush hits. If
the betting is reasonable I will usually stick a hand like that out to see if it
hits providing there are at least 2 other players and the betting is reasonable.
Another congruence of Real life poker and PARP is that you should never
chase a hand unless you are getting good pot odds and you only need one
card to hit and there are a lot of ways it can hit.

If your chasing a 7 and you have 2 of them it is NEVER worth chasing
unless the table is checking or betting only 50 cents per card.
NEVER CHASE unless its free or very cheap.
If your opponent doesn.t punish you for chasing by betting several dollars or
more, then take advantage of it. (providing you only need one card, not two)
If you need 2 cards to make a straight or 2 cards to make a flush after
the flop RUN RUN RUN and fold unless it is being checked to you!!!!!!!!
Suited connectors 10,J 8,9 7,6 etc
Suited connectors rock and are by far the most fun hands to play in PARP
because they can hit in so many ways. Besides flopping sets these are the
second most profitable hands in PARP. I will call up to $4 with these hands
pre-flop with suited connectors 8,9 or higher. I will call up to $2 in PARP
for suited connectors 7,8 or lower. I.e. 4h, 5h.
It.s either hit or miss. And you.ll know. There are only three ways to hit
after the flop. You either end up with an open-end straight draw, a 4 card
flush draw, or two pair. (naturally you could flop a set, a full house, a
straight, a flush, and bigger hands but we.ll touch on those flops later.)
If you have 8s,9s and the flop is 10s, Jd, you are looking pretty good.
To sum it up, it.s quite simple if you need one card to make the str8 or one
card to make the flush it.s usually worth the ride.
Here are some examples where it.s not worth the ride in PARP as these
come up all the time.
Example:
You have 9h,10h and the flop is 7s, 8s, Ad. Be very careful because flushes
come out of nowhere in these type of scenarios. What will most likely
happen is that someone has just flopped a pair of ACES, and they will start
building the pot. Your straight draw is happy to call and so is the flush draw.

(if someone has one) If you have been winning a lot you can expect PARP
to throw a js or 6s on 4th or 5th street. You make your straight and some pud
makes his flush. If the betting is reasonable stay in, but if it gets high get
ready to run. You.ll most likely be beat.
Never chase an inside straight draw unless it.s so cheap (checked to you or
.50 cents) that it.s worthwhile and there is no flush draw out there as well.
Example (6, 8, 9, 10) you need a 7 to hit Good luck be cause it rarely ever
happens.
The Small Big Blind:
I will CALL category 5-8 on the big blind and small blind providing I can do
it for a dollar or less.
By the way a few hands that never seem to hit in PARP are K,J Q,T
A few hands that hit a lot are 3,4 4,7 and 3,5. I will call up to $1 on these
hands all day long pre-flop. I would never go over $1 though. I play unsound
hands like these 1 out of 30 hands,(unless I am in cycle) ((more on that
later)) and these are the three hands I have chosen for those purposes. It
helps prevent me from looking like I play too tight to the other players.
When these hands win it is so fun to watch the uproar of people saying . I
cant. believe you played a hand like that.
.LMAO. I write back to them.
Bluffing: Bluffing is a great tool in no limit hold.em but should be used
with absolute discretion. There are so many call stations in PARP that it can
be hard to bluff.(more so in no limit,) You can.t physically read body
language in PARP since your playing on the computer but I can tell you a
few things. When someone pauses for 5-15 seconds in PARP and then does
a huge raise or they go all in, or match your remaining chips via raise, they
are 95% of the time NOT BLUFFING.

When I sense a player is bluffing a lot (usually easy to pick up in PARP
because it is very rare to see someone win more than 3 out of 7 hands in a
cycle, I will just wait until I have the nuts or an incredibly good hand, and I
will pause for less than 3 seconds and then check. When they try to run me
over with a big bet I smile to myself and raise or just call. After they fold
with my raise or try to rersaise me I just laugh and take all of their money.
They then disappear off the table.
I don.t personally bluff in PARP but maybe one out of 20 hands I actually
play. It just creates bad habits.
Action: .You have to give action to get action.
I am not sure who said that, but it.s very true. It.s called no limit hold.em for
a reason. If you get a table that is betting 50 cents here and there, and there is
a lot of checking, then that.s your dream table. That is what you are looking
for by the way on PARP. Those people don.t belong on a no limit table.
They belong on a .50/$1 table. It is your job and your responsibility to break
the entire table. Here is how you do it.
You should have enough card theory by now ADJUSTED FOR PARP,
So let.s get to the meat of how to make the big money.
When you find a table like that, and there are many of them out there.
(I just look for the table that has at least 8 players and the smallest pot
average ((which is listed under table categories by the way.))
What you do is wait for one of your good starting hands like a medium sized
pocket pair or a nice suited connector like 10,J or even an A,xsuited hand.
Then you bet $2. Most of the table will fold. Doesn.t matter what happens
win or lose. Get your next good hand and bet $2 before the flop again.
Doesn.t matter what happens. After about 4 or 5 hands that you bet on,
which may be 20-30 actual deals (hopefully less) the table will start to get
acclimated to YOUR STYLE.
Before you got there everyone was calling a $.50 big blind hoping to catch a
great flop and then betting $1or $2 after the flop and then like 7 out of 8
players would fold. Loose passive is what it.s called; the opposite of a
winner on a NO LIMIT HOLDEM TABLE even in PARP.

After you start betting your $2-$3 (only on good hands of course) the players
who were calling every $.50 bet will start to get bored and impatient because
before you got there, they were calling every blind.
They will step it up a notch with you, but they are still playing the same
crappy hands they were playing before but now with a $2 bet and a sense of
having pot commitment.
What will happen then is you have to be patient for a really good flop and
you just keep betting incrementally higher. Say $3 after the flop $4 4th st
and $5 or more $5th st. I always like to mix it up so there.s no one right way.
I might just do $3 $3 $3 flop, 4th , river etc., or $2 $5 $4 etc. with a potential
all in on the nuts.
People will start to fear you, they will start to get pissed at you and leave,
only to be replaced by yet another person who shouldn.t be playing no limit
hold.em. This strategy works so well that I can usually turn $100 into $400
within just a few hours. Just remember, even though you bet $2-$3 before
the flop that if you don.t like the flop get out of the hand.
Bankroll:
Let.s talk about bankroll. To play tight aggressive no limit poker, you need
at least a $200 bankroll. I will often drop $50-$75 in the first hour or so that
I play priming up the table. Then people get excited and start betting more
and more. This is where you take advantage. Now instead of someone
calling only a $1 raise they will be likely inclined to call $6 or $7 bets, and
even all ins. Keep in mind only consider going all in when you have the nuts
or damn close to it.
This type of .conditioning. I like to call it will start to win you pots in
excess of over $60 each. You are only looking to win 5-7 big pots in your
4-hour session. You can expect to lose 2-3 pots that you play all the way as
well. That.s why it is better to lose early as you are acclimating the table as
the pots will be smaller.

By the way your 4-hour session should be played on at least 2 tables (not at
the same time). Figure once your money on the table reaches around $200
it.s time to leave. The reason is because after you reach around $200 most of
the weak players will be long gone and you can expect PARP to throw you
second best losing hands at you for up to an hour or so. You can.t quit for
an hour and come back, you must get through the crap PARP will
throw at you.
My best session was turning $25 into over $1,200 in less than 2 hours on a
no limit $100 table. The only reason that happened though is because only
one player left why the others all stayed trying to win their money back. (A
lot of luck that day.)
Remember once you win 3-5 hands you can expect up to an hour of getting
second best hands while PARP works on evenly distributing your money
.fairly. back to the players. After playing for a long time you will begin to
recognize the patterns of PARP.
I think of it like a slot machine. It has payouts and pay ins. PARP is so
blatant about it that you will hit 4 of a kind say 4 10.s on 4th st only to lose to
a straight or royal flush. Happens all the time!!!
More bad beats to watch out for:
4 of a kinds are so common on PARP it is sickening. I know these types of
bad beats happen in real life, don.t get me wrong. I have played thousands of
hours in casinos all over the world and have seen many incredible bad beats.
BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN AS MANY BAD BEATS WITH THE
FREQUENCY AS I HAVE ON PARP!!!!!!!!!!!
I play a lot of $100 no limit on PARP and the players are of a different
caliber. Regardless, one night I dropped $600 in 30 minutes. Here.s what
happened. In 10 consecutive hands I had AA 4 times KK 2 times QQ 1 time
and JJ one time, A,Ks and A,K. Every hand lost and 6 of those times it was
to a lower pocket pair that flopped a set or caught a flush meaning 4 suited
cards on the 5 card layout!

Talk about sickening. I was up $500 from a different table that took hours of
work, and I lost it all in a twinkling of the eye with some of the best possible
starting hands!!!!!!
The solution, which I finally found, was to only bet big when I had the nuts
in PARP. And to mostly check category1 hands in PARP. I also do a lot of
trapping. When I start out with the nuts I usually slow play to see where the
table is going.
I want you to know that with these strategies you can win several hundred
dollars playing $25 no limit hold.em in PARP in just a 4-hour session. Some
days you can easily drop a $100 or so. But if you apply the principles and
take heed to the pitfalls of PARP, you can be up consistently every single
week while playing online.
Here.s my advice; start with play money. Go into a $25 no limit play money
table. The blinds are smaller in play money by the way. (.10 and .25)
Find a weak passive table. Check the pot averages to find it. Play
aggressive. If you play categories 1-5 plus all pocket pairs, bet no less than
$2 if you decide to bet on a hand. (check category 1 hands except J,J and
A,Ks) If the flop sucks run, but occasionally call a .50 bet to throw people
off your tracks. When you hit a good flop incrementally raise the stakes (a
blessing of no limit). I would say that after you turn $100 into $500 on a
single table (play money) at least 20 times!!! you are ready for the real thing.
I would recommend getting your play money account up to at least $10,000
strictly from $25 play money buy-ins on No Limit Hold.em. That means you
buy in for $25 play money and maybe you lose it. Buy in for $25 more, and
maybe you lose that. You.ll know you have PARP figured out well when
you lose no more than $100 ($25 at a time) and have your table money built
up to $500 consistently.
I did a test the other day and it took less than 45 minutes per table. I started
with $25 play money, and I was able to get up to $700 on the first table.
$489 on the second table. (Everyone left one by one, it was funny.) and over
$1,000 on the third table.
It.s not quite that easy in real money because the weak players will usually
leave sooner. That.s why a good real money goal is to get up to $190 with a
$100 budget per table. ($90 net profit per table) I say $190 because it usually

takes me twice as much time to get from $25 to $200 as it does to get to
$190 don.t ask me why! (Another PARP pitfall?)
Conclusion: Specific betting theory:
First of all the most common winning hand in PARP is a flush. It is
disgusting, so take advantage of it.
It is very important to mix up your bets. So when I give you a hand with
a max call amount pre flop, you should check, bet, or raise to get as
close to the max call amount with different increments as you can. That
way the other players will have a very tough time getting a good read on
your play style.
RECAP:
AA KK QQ- Max pre-flop amount is $5. If you don.t flop the set highly
consider running.
JJ- Max pre-flop amount is $4. Again, toss up your play with
these starting hands so people can.t get a read on you.
Aks or AK- Max pre-flop amount is $3-$4. If you don.t flop a pair a
straight draw or a flush draw with the suited version get
ready to run.

TT 99 88 77
66- Max pre-flop amount is $3. If you miss the set get ready
To run unless the betting remains small. If you do flop a set
and you see 2 suited cards on the flop, proceed with great
caution.
55 44 33 22- Max pre-flop amount is $2-$3. You really need to flop a
set to make these hands killers. Same principles apply
with the bigger pairs above.
A,xs- Max pre-flop amount if $3 preferably LESS. Flop 2 more
Of the Same suit and you are in nut draw heaven.
A2 A3 A4 A5
A10 AJ AQ- Max pre-flop amount is $2. If you don.t flop two pair
With the 2,3,4,or 5 or a straight draw, get ready to run if
the betting starts to get big.
A6 A7 A8 A9- Not a very worthwhile hand, however I will call these
hands up to $1 when I am in the big or small blind in
PARP. They rarely hit but, when they do, they are huge.
Category 2-5- Max pre-flop amount is $3. If the hand hits you know
What to do.
Category 6-8- Max pre-flop is $2. Besides the pocket pairs, I only play
These hands with discretion. I always check these hands
and if a bet happens early in the position or I am early in
position (pre-flop) I will usually lay the hand down.
I almost always play these hands when I am in the big or
Small blind.

What is a HIT?
Leave luck to the other players. Luck is a good part of
No Limit Hold.em, but rely on it as little as possible. Leave luck for the
weak players. Whether you want to play for fun or to make money, or
both, do yourself a favor and be a strong player. That means folding
hands a lot if they don.t hit well. Here are the only types of hands you
should consider playing out after the flop.
Largest Pair on board with a HIGH kicker.
Two Pair.
4 card straight draw.
4 card flush draw.
Small pair but with a flush or straight draw as well.
Straight
Flush
Full House
4 of a kind
Straight Flush or Royal Flush
(OTHER HANDS APPLY BUT ONLY IF YOUR ON A CYCLE)
(discussed later)
Flopping the straight:
Flop a straight and you only have a 50% chance of winning in PARP.
If there are 3 different suits on the flop then bet strong. You will win
80% of the time.
Flopping the Flush:
Flop a flush in PARP, and you will win 60% of the time. (90% if you
have the ACE) If the board pairs you are probably going to lose to a full
house in PARP 50% of the time.

Flopping the boat:
Flop a boat in PARP and you will win 90% of the time.
These hands are easy to win money if you follow this strategy.
If there was betting action before the flop, then you have pot
commitment, and you can bet moderate bets all the way to the end.
Say, $2 after flop $4 on 4th st , and if some sucker is still in go all in at
the end if you still have the nuts.
If you don.t build pots ( you need too, to be successful in no limit
hold.em), everyone will FOLD when you flop a full boat 90% of the
time. Remember, .you have to give action to get action..
Flopping a set that turns into 4 of a kind:
When you get 4 of a kind (providing there is no straight or royal flush
draw), this is PARP.s way of saying we.ve decided to screw your
opponent. 90% of the time if the 4 of a kind comes out right, you will be
able to get an all in bet called to pay you off. Usually, I would say 75%
of the time the other players will be raising you. Although 4 of a kind is
rare, they come up a lot on PARP.
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS BOOK:
Party Poker.s Algorithm
As you win more and more hands in PARP. (real money or
play money) a shifting occurs.
Category hands 1-5 in that order become devalued!
Category hands 6-8 and WORSE become more valuable!
This shifting happens for several hours at a time and you have
to become aware of what is going on!

Example:
Let.s say you were able to play out the cards with (5 players or
more) until the end every time. You would know ultimately
who would win every time. Out of 20 times that you would win,
say 120 hands total, here is what happens on PARP;
20 Example winning starting hands:
AA JJ AK TT A,Js J,Ts 7,7 J,T 5,5 J,8s
5,4s 2,2 Q,8s J,7S 8,5s 3,2s A,9 Q,9 8,7 3,4
You will find that although seemingly random, the starting
hands you would win on will get predominately worse as you
win more. It.s not this cut and dry but a definite pattern
exists.
The solution is to play more .CRAPPY. hands and less
.GREAT. hands as you win more, You want to get involved
with these less than desirable hands for as inexpensively as
possible, but you DEFINITELY WANT TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THEM. The reason is simple.
Example, Someone is going to have A,K to your 5,4S.
If he.s smart, he.s going to bet that hand to try and get
drawing hands out. Your job is to make it to the flop as
inexpensively as possible to see if you hit.
Most people have this attitude in poker, but I assure you it.s
the wrong one.

In PARP however, it is the right one, BUT only after you have
played tight and won a good amount of money. Is this
confusing?
In a nutshell:
As you win big in PARP be more inclined to stay in until the
flop with rags (not so desirable hands) than with AA KK JTs
etc.
PARP banks on the fact that you will bet big with great
starting hands. It.s one of PARP.s solutions to redistributing
your funds evenly back to the players. Remember, PARP takes
over 5% of every pot until you go to higher limit tables. It.s in
PARPS best interest to keep as many players alive with money.
That.s the bottom line of PARPS existence!
To succeed in PARP consistently, you have to drastically be able to
adjust your playing style. It.s simple to practice this in real money.
Get up to $150 in real money starting with $25 buy in. Once that
happens force yourself to fold every hand for 2 hours straight. Every
Hand your simply in a learning process. Watch what would have
happened to you. You will see that your AA KK TT would have lost
miserably (your folding EVERY hand right). Then you will see that
your 5,7s which you probably would.ve folded to a $6 bet would have
hit a straight flush. It is sickening. Now that you have this knowledge
however, it is fulfilling to finally be able to understand what is going on!
Patience and Discipline:
These are two things I didn.t have when I started playing poker, and
they must have cost me a small fortune. After you get tired of losing,
These .unnatural. traits will start to develop. In a nutshell, keep in
mind that you may only want to play, actually call a hand 1 out of 20
times on some nights. Naturally you would force yourself to play at
least a few .crap. hands like (k,2 or q,5) just to keep your opponents
from thinking you play super tight.

Getting Paid Off:
To get paid off well in no limit hold.em, you have to build enough of a
pot before the flop to make it worthwhile to the other players to stay in.
If you have pocket kings you check them and the whole table checks,
you.re probably not going to get paid off if they hit. As soon as you bet
after the flop everyone is going to get out. However if you placed a $2-
$3 bet you are going to continue to get some action after the flop most of
the time. (Even though high pocket pairs lose most of the time on PARP
((when you.re up several hundred dollars)) they still need to be played
as inexpensively before the flop in case you do flop a set.
Remember, this is not a tournament, so there is no reason to go all in
before the flop. Why have a craps shoot which is luck when you can
capitalize on your skill of poker and your know how of PARP.s tricks?
PATTERNS PATTERNS PATTERNS
It gets better. By now you should be familiar with the mathematically
correct BEST starting hands in Texas hold.em. You should be familiar
with the correct betting amounts that yield the largest winnings in $25
no limit hold.em in PARP. You should be familiar with adjusting those
starting hands due to PARP.s .fairness (bullshit) policy.. You should be
familiar with what to watch out for even when it seems you have the
most incredible hand.
Now let.s talk about PARP.s patterns.
Again, these patterns only seem to work in a Table with 8-10 players.
This book is not about heads up or playing with just 3 or 4 players.
This book is not about other forms of poker on PARP as I have
not .tested. those other games out either. Keep that in mind. I am sure
you can win in those situations, but I strictly recommend playing in a
full No Limit Hold.em table with 8-10 players.

PARP works in patterns of 10. That.s why you want as full of a table as
possible because there are 10 players. Below I am going to show you a
sequence of wins and losses. This has taken hours and I encourage you
to test this out yourself with play money first. Then test it out again with
real money. Then go to town. I am sure there are many other patterns
that I haven.t even recognized yet. However, these patterns are so
predominant that they are very easy to recognize.
There are many variables and I need you to pay close attention.
Variable 1:
Is it possible for you to win every hand all the time in PARP? Well, if
everyone folds every time except you then the answer is YES.
Variable 2:
Is it possible to lose every hand in PARP? YES, just fold every time.
Variable 3
Second or third best hands can and do win in poker. It happens all the
time when someone bets enough money to get the other player out.
Wouldn.t it be nice to know that you have the best hand most of the
time?
Let.s start with a brief win loss chart:
W = Win L + Loss
For illustration purposes we are going to call ties Wins.
Remember PARP works in near rounds of 10 on a near full or full table.
Here.s an example of real play:

Hand 1 9d 9c Loss
2 3d 6c L
3 3h 9c L
4 8s 3c L
5 7s Jh L Big Blind
6 4c Kc L Small Blind
7 Kh 7d L Dealer
8 3d js Win with a pair of 3.s
9 9s Qs L
10 2h Kc W straight (possible win see below for explanation)
11 Ah 8c L
12 Ad Jc L
13 Kc 6s L BB
14 3h 10c L SB
15 7c Jh L Dlr
16 Qh 5d L
17 QD 4h ??? NO FLOP I FOLDED
18 8d 4d L
19 3h 2h L
20 8d Ad ? folded to an all in PROBABLE WIN no flop
21 Kd Jh (these hands lose 90% of the time unless on cycle)
22 9d Jh L
23 8d Kd WIN tied with a straight
24 10h 8s L BB
25 9h 2d L SB
26 Ah 3s L Dlr
27 Kh 2d L
28 5c 9c L
29 5s Qc L
30 2h 8d L
31 Qh As Loss played to flop (I would.ve played out if 10th
hand, I had a straight draw that DIDN.T hit by the way.)
It was the 8th hand from the last win. Will be explained
later
32 10c 4s L
33 10s 8c WINNER with a pair of 8.s (it.s clock work)
34 Js 3d L
35 Jd 2c L

36 Qd 7h W 2 pair $52 pot
37 Qs 10h L
38 Ah 8h W A.s
39 2h 10c L
40 3d 8d L
41 7s 4c Win Straight $47 pot Explanation below follow this chart
carefully
42 AA Loss Didn.t even call a $6 bet
43 3c 4s L
44 Js 10s L
45 7h 10h L
46 8s 6s L
47 8s 2s L
48 As 4c L
49 9d 10h L
50 8h 4h L
51 10d 10h L No set flopped, I folded would.ve lost anyways
52 9h 6s Winner Large preflop bet I folded Would.ve had straight
53 8s Jc L
54 Ah Jh Winner but I folded a $40 preflop bet (stay sane)
55 7h kc L

Explanation:
Party Poker pays off in cycles of 10. Precisely? NO!
Here are the patterns (the main cycle is 9-12 hands)
W L L L L L L L L L L L W
W L L L L L L L L L L W or
W L L L L L L L L L W or
W L L L L L L L L W
Those are the main cycles of hands each player will win regardless if
anyone folds.
Here is the GRAVY winning sub cycles.
W W (10% or less OF THE TIME AFTER A WIN)
W W W (EXTREMELY RARE)
W L W
W L L W
W L L L W
These subcycles come together most of the time. Something like this:
W L W L L W L L W or
W L L L W L L W LL W
Then after 5 consecutive losing hands the cycle of roughly 10 starts over
so it.s like this:
W L L L L L L L L L L W or any of the other 10 cycle possibilities.
Here is a string example: W L L L L L L L L W L W L L W L L L W
L L L L L L L L L L W W L L W L L W L L L L L L L L L W L L W
L W L W L L L L L L L L L L W ETC. ETC.
It is also possible to see a losing streak of 20 or so losses, especially when
you are really up a lot of winnings. So watch out.

Some of you might be screaming bloody murder and saying but I have
seen someone win 5 hands in a row, or I have seen some sucker lose 20
hands in a row. This could happen, BUT HOW OFTEN?
Remember, it.s possible to win every hand or lose every hand depending
on who folds and who stays in. That.s called LUCK.
But for YOU and I, let.s rely on skill and patterns that repeat OVER
and OVER and OVER again!
It.s imperative that you practice this for hours. You will begin to get a
feel for these patterns like second nature. I started writing them down
for a long time to force myself to pay attention. I strongly recommend
you do the same thing.
Even when I am in a 9-12 main cycle (meaning I haven.t won a hand in
9-12 times I will not always call an all in. It.s not worth it to call an all in
before the flop unless you only have a few dollars of table money left.
VERY IMPORTANT:
Don.t screw yourself by going all in and losing and then having to wait a
hand before you can buy in again. I don.t know if that.s a flaw in
PARP, but you need to see every starting hand you have to track your
cycles.
If you haven.t won and it.s the 12th hand, then you are going to win it a
very large percentage of the time. It.s not guaranteed though so use
discretion. These cycles hold true 75% of the time when I play in a full
or near full table, so do yourself a favor and perfect being able to spot
them.

I still play some hands when they are out of cycle, because someone who
may have had the best hand quite possibly folded it before the flop. But
now, when you get a pocket pair like K.s and you are on the 7th hand of
the main cycle, I bet you will think twice about betting it large!
I am new to EBAY and I would appreciate a positive feedback from you
as soon as possible.
I hope you find exceptional value from this book, as it could pay for
itself many times over. For anyone who gives me a positive feedback the
same day this book is delivered (EBOOK or Snail Mail), I will put you
on my revision list so that you can learn the newest tactics I discover at
NO CHARGE for 6 MONTHS FREE.
This BOOK is copy written. I am selling a limited number of copies and
I ask that you don.t share this information with anyone.
This is not a very large book because it is simply the guts. Absorb this and
you could crack Party Poker TOO. Remember Party poker is interested in
one thing. That is your money. Their algorithm produces the most money
possible. You.ll be able to witness some extraordinary things on PARP. Like
when a player who has $10 goes all in with 7,8 off suit and 2 people call
with AA and KK only to watch the all in player get 4 8.s. Happens all the
time.
I can.t tell you what a good feeling it is to get positive feedback from
someone like yourself who applies the knowledge of this book and makes it
Happen for themselves. I love success stories, so please share them with me.
I hope to see you on the tables soon with the new strategies provided in this
book.
Best of knowledge Robert Eagle

RollaJ
05-26-2004, 03:28 PM
Hey Beautifull, this stuff is great..... didnt realize you had posted this (woe am I who thought I'd beat Granny to the punch).

Some reallly funny advice. I guess we all have to make our money at Party in one way or another. Some win, some sell pamphlets /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Army Eye
05-26-2004, 04:44 PM
look at the other great stuff this guy sells -

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=29792&item=4204078 726

WDC
05-26-2004, 05:25 PM
His play money account is over sixty million. Kinda makes you wonder why he took time from destroying the real money games to build up that bankroll.

poker-penguin
05-27-2004, 07:45 AM
Wow! This guy really is an absolutely legendary poker player and a great writer.

I mean the tactic of folding the best hand in the game, now that's genius.

5 will get you 10 that he doesn't have a real money bankroll - this is pretend money, just like his amazing winnings from folding aces and playing patterns (by then my brain was full from all the phenomenal PARP! facts he had revealed.

PARP PARP!

Drunk Bob
05-27-2004, 07:57 AM
Why are you fecking with a proven $60 million play money WINNER.
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Alobar
05-27-2004, 12:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Why are you fecking with a proven $60 million play money WINNER.
/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

He should sell his play money roll on EBay, bet he would make more than hawking that crappy "book"

GrannyMae
05-27-2004, 01:16 PM
He should sell his play money roll on EBay, bet he would make more than hawking that crappy "book"

alobar, i am convinced this guy begged, borrow and purchased his 6,000,000 play roll to help him with this auction scam. personally, i would have put 50k into party for the screengrab, then NETellered it out instantly.
(suppose paypro would have freaked on that??)

anyway, that play roll has no doubt helped him fleece people. this is at least the 4th one sold openly, and many were sold privately to people who had put bids in but lost the auction. this is how i got this. he emailed me an said he "saw i got outbid, but had ANOTHER copy available for a short time"

i was not going to call him on his verbage and tell him he has an infinite amount of 'copies" and that his comment was very used-car salesman like. i just wanted the book.

party has it now, and they have his name. o'malley transferred me $40, when it actually only cost me $32. he tipped granny $8, and i did not have to perform any sex acts on him. the $40 is now $278. i won a $30 SnG with the $40 and placed in a few more since then. the seller made me money already, but not by pattern mapping.

i'd imagine party could care less now that they have seen that it does not involve any collusion or dumping, just a pattermap. then again, they may be in the process of taking action against him. either way, i hope i get one of his 'mappers' at my table.

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Sloats
05-27-2004, 01:53 PM
[ QUOTE ]
he tipped granny $8, and i did not have to perform any sex acts on him.

[/ QUOTE ]

Is that an air of disappointment I sense in that statement?

Jim Easton
05-27-2004, 01:57 PM
[ QUOTE ]
this is how i got this. he emailed me an said he "saw i got outbid, but had ANOTHER copy available for a short time". the $40 is now $278.

[/ QUOTE ]

I see his next ad copy:

Legendary 2+2 poster GrannyMae buys system, turns $40 into $278.

GrannyMae
05-27-2004, 02:07 PM
GrannyMae buys system, turns $40 into $278.


woooo, nh jim.

and here i was thinking you would still be pissed about the spoiler. i gotta say this tho. i have ALWAYS considered you one of the sharpest, smartest posters here. top ten for sure. why you would open the ZOO pre-idol is something i will never understand. i have been polluting this board with idol crap and boring the hell outta most people. certainly you should have anticipated that someone was gonna do that. i personally never would, but knew others would.

rusty jedi and i had 5x/week AI emails, and i tivo'd the first 5 weeks. he missed the show sometimes too, and we both had the sense to write (spoiler) in the email subject line. the weeks i did not watch it live, i *never* opened the zoo.

i felt very badly for you. i was gonna post that you should pretend to be pissed you knew the winner and convince the family it was diana or brood the whole show, but i figured you were long gone by then.

i would have been absolutely ILL if i saw who won it before the show aired.

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Jim Easton
05-27-2004, 02:44 PM
Thanks for the compliments.

[ QUOTE ]
why you would open the ZOO pre-idol is something i will never understand. i have been polluting this board with idol crap and boring the hell outta most people. certainly you should have anticipated that someone was gonna do that. i personally never would, but knew others would.



[/ QUOTE ]

I opened it to keep up with the WSOP threads. I knew there would be Idol posts, but didn't think anyone would be so inconsiderate as to post the results in the subject line.

jek187
05-27-2004, 03:17 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I knew there would be Idol posts, but didn't think anyone would be so inconsiderate as to post the results in the subject line.

[/ QUOTE ]

While I know I would certainly be pissed if someone did that to a show I was real interested in, I think I would go through the following thought process:
Ok, who in the Zoo likes AI and is inconsiderate enough to put a spoiler in the subject?
Granny? nope
rJ? nope
Dali? nope
Astro? uhhhhhhhhhh, I don't think I'll open the Zoo until I see the show.