Homer
05-22-2004, 03:14 PM
I'm feeling childish today.
I suck at NL and likely butchered this hand (though once I was re-raised all-in I was stuck, getting ~3:1), but what do you think of the chat that followed? It really got me thinking about how karma is going to bite me in the ass and how my opponent is going to be rewarded by the Gods for his gentle, caring nature. What do you think?
Hand
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)
BB ($107.85)
UTG ($98.10)
UTG+1 <font color="purple">(My best friend)</font> ($116.35)
MP1 ($39.50)
Hero ($60.35)
CO ($41.05)
Button ($50.25)
SB ($269.75)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG folds, UTG+1 <font color="purple">(My best friend)</font> raises to $4, MP1 folds, Hero calls $4, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds.
Flop: ($9.50) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(2 players) </font>
My best friend bets $10, Hero raises to $25, My best friend raises to $112.35 (All-In), Hero calls $31.35 (All-In).
Turn: ($178.20) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(2 players, 2 all-in) </font>
River: ($178.20) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(2 players, 2 all-in) </font>
Final Pot: $178.20
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: $122.20, between My best friend and Hero.</font> > <font color="white">Pot won by Hero ($122.20).</font>
<font color="#990066">Pot 2: $56, overbet by My best friend.</font>
Results in white below: <font color="white">
My best friend shows Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero shows Ts 9s (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $122.20. My best friend wins $56. </font>
Chat
jujupuff88: u wanna play? (*Before I called his all-in reraise*)
Check_Fold: yes please (*After I called and sucked out*)
cjh102977: unreal
jujupuff88: omg
jujupuff88: f.uck u
Check_Fold: hahaha
cjh102977: dont you just love playing on here
cjh102977: he thinks it was a good call too
adb2004: lol
Check_Fold: i love you juju
cjh102977: again someone gets lucky and talks sh.it
Check_Fold: i didnt talk any [censored]
Check_Fold: he said [censored] u for no reason
Check_Fold: i'll be perfectly cordial if others will
jujupuff88: floyd u fgt [censored] (*He was trying to type 'fold'*)
jujupuff88: u f.uckin f.ag piee of [censored]
Check_Fold: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jujupuff88: wtf was your dumbass thinkin?
Check_Fold: i love you
jujupuff88: f.uckin reraiseing me
jujupuff88: w/ a low flush draw
jujupuff88: u sun of a b.itch
Check_Fold: u are my best friend
jujupuff88: wahtever, karma will get your fa gass
Really makes you think, doesn't it...
-- Homer
I suck at NL and likely butchered this hand (though once I was re-raised all-in I was stuck, getting ~3:1), but what do you think of the chat that followed? It really got me thinking about how karma is going to bite me in the ass and how my opponent is going to be rewarded by the Gods for his gentle, caring nature. What do you think?
Hand
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)
BB ($107.85)
UTG ($98.10)
UTG+1 <font color="purple">(My best friend)</font> ($116.35)
MP1 ($39.50)
Hero ($60.35)
CO ($41.05)
Button ($50.25)
SB ($269.75)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG folds, UTG+1 <font color="purple">(My best friend)</font> raises to $4, MP1 folds, Hero calls $4, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds.
Flop: ($9.50) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(2 players) </font>
My best friend bets $10, Hero raises to $25, My best friend raises to $112.35 (All-In), Hero calls $31.35 (All-In).
Turn: ($178.20) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(2 players, 2 all-in) </font>
River: ($178.20) 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(2 players, 2 all-in) </font>
Final Pot: $178.20
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: $122.20, between My best friend and Hero.</font> > <font color="white">Pot won by Hero ($122.20).</font>
<font color="#990066">Pot 2: $56, overbet by My best friend.</font>
Results in white below: <font color="white">
My best friend shows Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero shows Ts 9s (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $122.20. My best friend wins $56. </font>
Chat
jujupuff88: u wanna play? (*Before I called his all-in reraise*)
Check_Fold: yes please (*After I called and sucked out*)
cjh102977: unreal
jujupuff88: omg
jujupuff88: f.uck u
Check_Fold: hahaha
cjh102977: dont you just love playing on here
cjh102977: he thinks it was a good call too
adb2004: lol
Check_Fold: i love you juju
cjh102977: again someone gets lucky and talks sh.it
Check_Fold: i didnt talk any [censored]
Check_Fold: he said [censored] u for no reason
Check_Fold: i'll be perfectly cordial if others will
jujupuff88: floyd u fgt [censored] (*He was trying to type 'fold'*)
jujupuff88: u f.uckin f.ag piee of [censored]
Check_Fold: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jujupuff88: wtf was your dumbass thinkin?
Check_Fold: i love you
jujupuff88: f.uckin reraiseing me
jujupuff88: w/ a low flush draw
jujupuff88: u sun of a b.itch
Check_Fold: u are my best friend
jujupuff88: wahtever, karma will get your fa gass
Really makes you think, doesn't it...
-- Homer