Rushmore
05-21-2004, 08:21 AM
In the last two months, give or take, I have a heard a number of sports talking heads on ESPN and other networks proclaim the death of the NHL. "Who cares who makes the playoffs/wins the cup? Nobody's watching, the league is dead, etc etc.."
First, I'm watching. So they oughta keep it going just for me.
Second, if it's true that nobody's watching, then the American viewing public (for whom the final episode of Friends was a literally traumatic event) is beyond redemption.
I defy any sports fan to watch a tape of the Flyers/Lightning game 6 from last night and tell me that they didn't thoroughly enjoy it. In particular, the overtime was absolutely spellbinding. It was as exciting as sports can get. Non-stop action, back and forth, refs put the whistles away, hitting, hitting, they show the guys after a shift and they look like they just ran a marathon, the crowd in Philly ( every one of whom is wearing a bright orange shirt) going crazy, delirious in a virtually non-stop cacophony...
Nah. I'd rather watch some little guy who's been sitting on the bench for an hour trot out onto the field in his spotless uniform with 3 seconds left and kick a 26 yard field goal to win the Super Bowl.
Duh.
First, I'm watching. So they oughta keep it going just for me.
Second, if it's true that nobody's watching, then the American viewing public (for whom the final episode of Friends was a literally traumatic event) is beyond redemption.
I defy any sports fan to watch a tape of the Flyers/Lightning game 6 from last night and tell me that they didn't thoroughly enjoy it. In particular, the overtime was absolutely spellbinding. It was as exciting as sports can get. Non-stop action, back and forth, refs put the whistles away, hitting, hitting, they show the guys after a shift and they look like they just ran a marathon, the crowd in Philly ( every one of whom is wearing a bright orange shirt) going crazy, delirious in a virtually non-stop cacophony...
Nah. I'd rather watch some little guy who's been sitting on the bench for an hour trot out onto the field in his spotless uniform with 3 seconds left and kick a 26 yard field goal to win the Super Bowl.
Duh.