******ATTN TheNutz, AKA worst player ever

[GrannyMae]

what the fuk is wrong with you? first let me say something then i have questions. let's see if you can answer without blowing up.

comments:

1. if you look at any successful poker site that has had operating officers post here, not ONE has created a "bash the posters" alias openly. maybe some have done it in secret, but you are one bizzare dude. this is classless. can you imagine terrance or ellis from stars or david from true doing what you are doing?

2. i have ignored your previous boorish behaivor and given you a second chance. this is in spite of your outbursts in the past to friends of mine here.

3. marketing directors are the front man for the site. they have to be professional, elegant and at the very least polite. if they are not, then they are the ANTI-pr machine. marketing directors have never acted this way in the zoo for a very good reason. they are trying to attract players, not be a schizophrenic and scare off the money.

questions:

1, are you really a marketing director, or do you just own it?

2. if you work for someone else, do they know what you type here?

3. do you have any training at marketing, and if so, where?

4. are you an idiot???

please answer at length and try not to tilt. remember, you have to pay for this new banner floating over my head, and if you freak it will be money wasted.

tyvm

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[thomastem]

Hasn't anyone told you that this is one of my handles?

I hate when my goats chew on my left over brain matter.

[yct]

bottom line: do not mess with granny /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[LLAMA]

It looks like Granny will do anything she can to get some Nutz in her old age!

[Alobar]

Granny, I've got lots of respect for you. You're a straight shooter and you say whats on you're mind regardless of what anyone else thinks. I like that quality in a person. All that being said, whats the point in starting a thread just to call someone out for being an idiot? If you've really got that big an issue with the guy, PM him. The bashing already got done in the other thread, do you really need to bring even more attention to it?

[GrannyMae]

PM him

i don't PM.

this is a message board, not little girls passing notes at school. if i have something to say, i will say it in the open.

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[TheNutz]

Granny, I will PM you a message I have typed.. but that is the extent of how I will be involved in this thread. If you turn your PM's back on you will recieve it sometime tonight.

I would appreciate it being kept off the boards as well, if you can't keep it off the boards then just leave it to where you are not accepting PM's

[fluff]

If indeed TheNutz is WorstPlayerEver (I'm receptive to the idea that someone made the handle WorstPlayerEver as a prank), I have to say that TheNutz is the worst site representative ever.

Even if he isn't responsible for the WorstPlayerEver handle, so far what I have seen incredibly unprofessional behavior from this poster.

In a way he's doing me a great service, because after reading his posts, there is no way in hell I'm depositing one red cent to his site, and would discourage others not to become a customer as well.

[GrannyMae]

I would appreciate it being kept off the boards as well, if you can't keep it off the boards then just leave it to where you are not accepting PM's

i only post PM's of troll fools like ryan*21. i would never repost a PM from anyone, including rational trolls. only the dangerous ones.

however, i repeat, i could care less about what you have to say privately. if you don't want to defend yourself to the public board, on a public board, then just ignore the post. it is that simple.

i'm not one of the crowd that shoots PM's back and forth, and have them off most of the time. when i first started responding to you, it was brought to my attention that you had been the "villian" during my absence. after hearing this i still talked to you, eventhough the posts i was shown that you authored were rude even by my standards.

then you come launch your site amidst flames i could not understand because i did not really witness your "incident". still i was supportive. then you are called out on something as a site representative that has a banner ad here and you act unprofessional. this is pointed out, and your response is to create the alias "worst player ever" (or whatever) and begin to act like a juvenile. you bashed people i barely know or barely care for under this new alias, so don't think my post here was to defend people in recent threads.

then you switch back to mr. site marketing manager and spam a bit, then back to the troll id to incite. then you are too lazy to even switch to the right "mode" for a post and say "too lazy to switch"

ryan, you are a marketing director of a new pokersite. look around at the 9,000 other small sites, and all of their marketing guys are classy or SILENT. you stuck out like a sore thumb the day your site went live. you are a terrible person to have marketing a poker site, and these errors are fundamental. high school freshmen know how to act in a business-like manner more than you have shown.

here is last bit of granny advice to take or leave:

there CAN'T be a troll version of NUTZ poker accepted here under any alias if you are to expect business out of us. we are a non-trusting bunch by nature, and when we see you do these freaky things, we believe every dollar we deposit at NUTZ will be needed for your pshchiatry bills and therefore will be fleeced from out accounts.

if you don't want to be broke or fired in a week, you need to kill the troll alias, respond to nutz questions only when they are asked, and contribute as a site operator with general information you can provide. when you get mad, you can't click the other character on and attack.

you have little chance of success with this site because of all the new competition from world class players opening sites, so therefore, the time you spent on a PM to me should have been spent marketing your site and certainly not having flame wars.

full tilt is about to shake pacific to 6th and UB to 5th imo. poker in europe has a chance to rival pacific. what are you doing about this for your site? offering the same old 20% blah bonus with a banner here, and having monkey chats.

wake up tomorrow morning and do your job, or you will another closed and broke site.

forget the rest of the bullshit unless you want to post it openly. get back to work and come up with something better. when you return here, be a professional, or expect ZERO zoo depositors.



Mae OUT

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[GrannyMae]

If indeed TheNutz is WorstPlayerEver


he shouted it loud and clear

here is the birth post of "worst player ever" (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=698131&Forum=, All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=6965 75&Search=true&where=&Name=10694&daterange=&newerv al=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#Post 698131)

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[GrannyMae]

In a way he's doing me a great service

btw, this answers alobar as to why i did not do this via PM and why i started a new thread. we need to take a closer look at what is happening here before we sign on to this site. the look we take needs to be in the open, not via PM

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[Oski]

Nice post! This is well above normal zoo fare. Nutz, really, read her post. It is very solid business advice.

Gold medal for you Gran.

[HUSKER'66]

Ok, I've been away for the evening out and come back to this teaser.

?

How many days do I have to go back to get to the begining of this soap?

Husker

I fell like I just read the last page of a juicy suspense novel.....was it the butler?!?!? I don't know because I missed the begining!!!!!!! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Cubswin]

professor plum did it in the kitchen with the accomodator /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Alobar]

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professor plum did it in the kitchen with the accomodator /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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was it strapped to his chin? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Cubswin]

of course it was....why do you think his neck was so sore?

[William]

TheNutz

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[Stagemusic]

William...LOL /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Dilbert]

Be nice to RyanL/TheNutsyOne - he was probably on another all night bender when he posted

he won't find my money on his site tho

[daveymck]

Wrong Ryan I think, thats Ryan21.

[Dilbert]

[ QUOTE ]
Wrong Ryan I think, thats Ryan21.

[/ QUOTE ]
No, Ryan21 was the raving anti-semite pretend suicide.

RyanL was the big shot business exec who got wasted one night and flamed the zoo (then changed his user name)

read this post to see TheNutz's true character (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=504118&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

for davey's sanity, others please confirm.

[crazy canuck]

It's kind of ironic that Nutzpoker actually hired a marketing director who is really nutz. This guy just can't take criticism. After reading that post, there is no freaking way I'm depositing anything into that site...not even for a 100% match bonus.

[Stagemusic]

[ QUOTE ]
It's kind of ironic that Nutzpoker actually hired a marketing director who is really nutz. This guy just can't take criticism. After reading that post, there is no freaking way I'm depositing anything into that site...not even for a 100% match bonus.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm with you. This idiot comes on the site to "market" his new site then spends half his time arguing with other posters, defaming other sites, and putting down the very players that his site is going to need. NUTZ really needs to take a closer look at their hiring practices. No dime of mine will ever find its' way into that site. I don't care if they give a golden Rolls as a sign up bonus. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[daveymck]

Must have missed that thread, I knew the two Ryans had been confused in the past.

[Sharingan]

[ QUOTE ]


read this post to see TheNutz's true character (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=504118&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)



[/ QUOTE ]

This forum has really good stuff. I just found a link on this forum with naked pictures of Shana Hiatt!!
And now this thread. This Nutz guy is a bit crazy, but he has some good ideas. He's taking it all too serious. This forum is just for fun. I guess there're too many that abuse it to find extra players.
I'll keep an eye on this topic.

[El Barto]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Wrong Ryan I think, thats Ryan21.

[/ QUOTE ]
No, Ryan21 was the raving anti-semite pretend suicide.

RyanL was the big shot business exec who got wasted one night and flamed the zoo (then changed his user name)

read this post to see TheNutz's true character (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=504118&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

for davey's sanity, others please confirm.

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That post was just unbelievable. How can this guy be affiliated with any legit poker site?

[kiemo]

I would think a truly professional marketing director would learn to proofread his information before presenting it to potential clients.


The funniest thing is the 'I made 750k last year but got kicked off Prima sites for trying to bonus whore an extra 50 dollars.'