Gus The SuckMaster

Gus the SuckMaster

yes he be

Gus the SuckMaster

he suck you, he suck me

There's no escaping his immeasurable suck,

and when that River card hits

all you can do is scream, "WTF!"


-iL douché

This poem is dedicated to Hoyt Corkins, John D'Agostino,
and Michael Benedetto.

[Richie Rich]

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[RPatterson]

How about Gus the mathematical genius, deep critical outside the box thinker and excellent reader of people.

How about Gus Hanson the muscular handsome Dannish man with bulging biceps and a mean glare.

[sublime]

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How about Gus Hanson the muscular handsome Dannish man with bulging biceps and a mean glare.

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You want to have wet dreams about this guy, fine. But he has bicpes like my sister.

[RPatterson]

Your sister must be a top level female bodybuilder then, because "Handsome" Gus Hanson is JACKED!

[cold_cash]

Dude, I hope you're a chick.

[Rushmore]

Little wit from Il Douche is plain to see
Carried into our homes by our ISP.
Prattling on about suckouts, and all of the such,
His mistaken impression is at use as a crutch.
Because by Mr. Hansen it seems he is smitten,
And is cowering and mewling, just like a small kitten.
And although it is true that one must have some luck,
It is 2+2 readers who ask "WTF?"
When a bitter and bothersome bloke comes to query
As to why games of chance cannot make the bloke merry.


This poem is dedicated to all of the posters here who do not understand the nature of NL holdem.

[RPatterson]

Why do you hope I'm a chick? Are you homophobic?

[daryn]

i'm not homophobic, i just can't dig gay sh!t.

by the way gus is far from jacked. he weighs 150 lbs. tops. he is defined for sure, but not jacked.

[Daliman]

no, he's not

[RPatterson]

He is just jacked for a lightweight is all. How tall is he anyways?

[WTF]

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[TylerD]

Very good sir /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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"While wit from iL douchébag is plain to see

which luckily I'm able to view via my parent's pc."

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hmmm, okay thanks


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"Jovial discussions of suckouts and such

only serve to remind me that

I need a real friggin' job! And Quick! This whole trying to play Daily Tournaments for a living just ain't panning out for me. Not to mention my mom, who's given me 'til the end of the month before I'm OUT ON MY ASS! Help! Please! Somebody! ANYBODY!!"

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Now this sounds serious, I wish you well.


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"Although it is true that one must have luck

well...since I obviously don't

could several hundred of you 2+2ers please spare me a buck?"

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Sure, no problem. Heck I'll make it $5.00.


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"This poem is dedicated to all of the posters here who do not understand the true nature of NL holdem, with Gus the SuckMeister being at the top of the list...oh and myself coming in a close second of course."

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Touching dedication

[dsm]

[ QUOTE ]
"Jovial discussions of suckouts and such

only serve to remind me that

I need a real friggin' job! And Quick! This whole trying to play Daily Tournaments for a living just ain't panning out for me. Not to mention my mom, who's given me 'til the end of the month before I'm OUT ON MY ASS! Help! Please! Somebody! ANYBODY!!"

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I hear Wal-Mart is hiring, Lol.

regards, /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[doggin]

No no no Gus luver!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like Gus the SUCKMASTER better............

GUS SUCK GUS SUCK GUS SUCK GUS SUCK GUS SUCK GUS SUCK

[doggin]

you and your f*cking Gus crap is getting old.

[Rushmore]

Douche,
I am 38, a business owner, and I paid off my house in Connecticut using the winnings from a poker tournament earlier this year.

Good luck in all of your endeavors.

Advice: Check a poster's previous posts for a little hint about who you're talking to.

Now let me go. I think my mom's making taco salad tonight. I was supposed to clean the gutters today, so she's gonna be PISSED.

[Michael Davis]

"If you don't know who I be, better ax somebody."