OrangeHeat
05-11-2004, 02:05 PM
I posted this awhile ago...seems the new posters need it again.
<Important Stuff start>
Directions: If your a new poster copy and paste this as your first post. Insert you name where it says YOUR NAME, etc...
[Start Copy]
Hi my name is [YOUR NAME]. I have been lurking here for [TIME][MOS/YRS/DAYS]. I have been playing poker for [TIME][MOS/YRS/DAYS].
I consider myself to be a winning player. I play better then pretty much everyone I know at [INSERT LOCAL CASINO NAME]. I dont keep good records but I am sure I win at least 5 BB/hr.
This is where my problem comes in. I can't seem to win online at [INSERT RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE]. I deposited and was up 1,000 BB and then all of the sudden I couldn't win. I lost every single hand, even the ones folded to me in the BB.
I know I am playing good and it is not statistical deviation because I have played at least a whole 20 hours. Is there a possibility that [INSERT RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] is cheating by altering the deal?
I thought maybe so I went to [INSERT SECOND RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] and tried to win there. Same thing happened. Is it possible [INSERT SECOND RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] is using the same cheating method?
Any input would be appreciated. I am new here and thought this may be a new idea we could all talk about.
Thanks
[Insert the new Crackpot's Handle here]
[end copy]
To all the Regular Posters:
Please reply to all new posters using this form with the following:
"The reason you keep losing at all the sites is you are a LOSING player. Step back, take a deep breath, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "I am a losing poker player". Therein lies the answer to your ponderings.
You should also change you name now because we all think you are a crackpot
Welcome to the Forum
[Insert Your Handle Here]"
Hope this streamlines this whole process....
Orange
<Important Stuff start>
Directions: If your a new poster copy and paste this as your first post. Insert you name where it says YOUR NAME, etc...
[Start Copy]
Hi my name is [YOUR NAME]. I have been lurking here for [TIME][MOS/YRS/DAYS]. I have been playing poker for [TIME][MOS/YRS/DAYS].
I consider myself to be a winning player. I play better then pretty much everyone I know at [INSERT LOCAL CASINO NAME]. I dont keep good records but I am sure I win at least 5 BB/hr.
This is where my problem comes in. I can't seem to win online at [INSERT RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE]. I deposited and was up 1,000 BB and then all of the sudden I couldn't win. I lost every single hand, even the ones folded to me in the BB.
I know I am playing good and it is not statistical deviation because I have played at least a whole 20 hours. Is there a possibility that [INSERT RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] is cheating by altering the deal?
I thought maybe so I went to [INSERT SECOND RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] and tried to win there. Same thing happened. Is it possible [INSERT SECOND RIGGED CASINO NAME HERE] is using the same cheating method?
Any input would be appreciated. I am new here and thought this may be a new idea we could all talk about.
Thanks
[Insert the new Crackpot's Handle here]
[end copy]
To all the Regular Posters:
Please reply to all new posters using this form with the following:
"The reason you keep losing at all the sites is you are a LOSING player. Step back, take a deep breath, look at yourself in the mirror, and say "I am a losing poker player". Therein lies the answer to your ponderings.
You should also change you name now because we all think you are a crackpot
Welcome to the Forum
[Insert Your Handle Here]"
Hope this streamlines this whole process....
Orange