QQ aginst Guppy and Giant Carp.

[Quackpot]

Any way I can get this guy out pre river?

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Preflop: Hero is Button with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 <font color="purple">(Giant Carp)</font> calls, MP3 folds, Guppy calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB folds, MP2 <font color="purple">(Giant Carp)</font> calls, Guppy calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Giant Carp checks, Guppy checks, Hero bets, SB folds, Giant Carp calls, Guppy calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
Giant Carp checks, Guppy checks, Hero bets, Giant Carp calls, Guppy calls.

River: (9 BB) J/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
Giant Carp checks, Guppy checks, Hero bets, Giant Carp calls, Guppy raises, Hero calls, Giant Carp folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: 14 BB, between Guppy and Hero.</font> &gt; <font color="white">Pot won by Guppy (14 BB).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="white">
Guppy shows 7c Ac (flush, ace high).
Hero shows Qs Qc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: CO wins 14 BB. </font>

I know there's no getting the Giant Carp out, but I just had to include this one which happened 4 hands later. I left after this one. Too tilted to continue.

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Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG <font color="purple">(Giant Carp)</font> calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, MP2 calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG <font color="purple">(Giant Carp)</font> calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, Giant Carp checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, MP2 calls, SB raises, BB folds, Giant Carp calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Should I have raised here, or perhaps folded.
Turn: (10 BB) 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(4 players)</font>
SB bets, Giant Carp calls, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

River: (14 BB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Giant Carp bets, Hero calls, MP2 calls, SB folds.

Final Pot: 17 BB
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: 17 BB, between Giant Carp, Hero and MP2.</font> &gt; <font color="white">Pot won by Giant Carp (17 BB).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="white">
Giant Carp shows 8d 2c (straight, eight high).
Hero shows Qd Qs (two pair, queens and fours).
MP2 shows 3s As (straight, seven high).
Outcome: Giant Carp wins 17 BB. </font>

[bisonbison]

Don't be results oriented.

You played hand 1 fine. Reraise the flop in hand 2.

[MHarris]

Hand 1 you played fine. You might have saved yourself a bet by checking and calling the river. If there's no getting the guppy out when he's behind and on a three-flush, I recommend playing at the same table with him as often as possible. Hand 2, I would fold on the flop. You correctly opened here, but the reraise from the SB scares me a little. Did you have any kind of read on the SB? I would have had him on two pair or a made straight right there, maybe a four-flush, although he's way out of position trying to get a free card. You have to improve to win here, if you can win here.

[jacki]

[ QUOTE ]
I left after this one. Too tilted to continue.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should be happy when you are at a table with terrible fish like this playing. Sure, it sucks in this ONE HAND, but over the LONG RUN, which is what you should be focused on, these fishy plays are what make you money.