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DrewOnTilt
04-13-2004, 02:22 AM
NEVER have I flopped a hand like this:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO calls, <font color="CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (2.75 BB) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds.

Final Pot: 3.75 BB
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: 2.75 BB, won by Hero.</font>
<font color="#990066">Pot 2: 1 BB, overbet by Hero.</font>

Results:
No showdown. Hero wins 3.75 BB.

Then, less than 5 minutes later on another table:
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, <font color="CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="CC3333">MP1 bets</font>, Button calls, Hero calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: (6.50 BB) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP1 checks, <font color="CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

River: (9.50 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
<font color="CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, Button folds.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB
<font color="#990066">Main Pot: 11.50 BB, between Hero and MP1.</font> &gt; <font color="white">Pot won by Hero (11.50 BB).</font>

Results:
Hero shows Jd Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
MP1 shows 8h 6h (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.50 BB.

Now c'mon, what do I have to do to make this happen more often?

bisonbison
04-13-2004, 02:29 AM
Now c'mon, what do I have to do to make this happen more often?

Stop touching yourself. God is disappointed.

thirddan
04-13-2004, 02:42 AM
sounds like you need to get your priorities straightened out... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

bisonbison
04-13-2004, 02:49 AM
God has a different plan for each of us. Drew's happens to involve total cessation of self-abuse. Others may indulge or abstain at their own peril.

symphonic
04-13-2004, 02:51 AM
Well this information surely explains my recent downswing. Damn you internet porn! DAMN YOU!!

thirddan
04-13-2004, 02:58 AM
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self-abuse

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I think you may have been doing it wrong... /images/graemlins/confused.gif