a good joke

[Tyler Durden]

What's the hardest part about rollerblading? (scroll down)

















Telling your father you're gay.

[daryn]

awesome

[daryn]

this reminded me of this one:

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big portfolio of stock certificates."

[Tyler Durden]

That's pretty good. Here's another:


What has two legs and bleeds profusely?















Half a dog.

[Gamblor]

I will assume you do not include inline hockey players, who while not as cool as real hockey players, will still skate better than you walk.

[Tyler Durden]

Hmm someone is not in a joking mood. Okay how about this one:

What did one pedophile at the beach say to the other pedophile at the beach?
















Get out of my son.

[daryn]

man... this is horrible but:


how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?













suck his [censored]

[Tyler Durden]

Yea that's good.


What's the best part about f*cking twenty-three year olds?






































There's twenty of them!

[Boris]

It's OK. There's nothing wrong with being Gay. especially if you can play roller hockey.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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It's OK. There's nothing wrong with being Gay. especially if you can play roller hockey.

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