Gamblor
03-30-2004, 03:50 PM
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Yassin, after his spectacular death, ends up at the pearly gates. Standing there is none other than George Washington.
"How dare you attack a democratic nation!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping the Sheikh in the cheek.
Patrick Henry wanders out from inside.
"You wanted to end liberty and freedom of religion, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Yassin in the face.
James Madison comes up next and defecates on poor Ahmed, announcing that this is for freedom lovers all over the world.
The Sheikh is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and about 65 others.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final destination, he cries out, "Allah, this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What the hell did you think I said?"
Yassin, after his spectacular death, ends up at the pearly gates. Standing there is none other than George Washington.
"How dare you attack a democratic nation!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping the Sheikh in the cheek.
Patrick Henry wanders out from inside.
"You wanted to end liberty and freedom of religion, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Yassin in the face.
James Madison comes up next and defecates on poor Ahmed, announcing that this is for freedom lovers all over the world.
The Sheikh is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and about 65 others.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final destination, he cries out, "Allah, this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What the hell did you think I said?"