02-22-2002, 07:43 AM
YOU FUCKIN' HUMPS,
IT'S THE ORIGINAL JOEYBLOEY. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU IMPOSTERS. CAN'T ANY OF YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL INSTEAD OF JOEYBITCH? YOU KNOW WHAT, YOUR MOTHER IS A BITCH, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT NAME. YOU HAVE TO IMITATE ALL OF WHAT I TYPED AND COMMENTED ON. PLEASE BE MORE AUTHENTIC IN YOUR ARTICLES AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CHARACTER. ON TO MORE SERIOUS ISSUES ABOUT THIS FOURM AND STUPID POKER MAGAZINES SUCH AS CARD PLAYER AND POKER DIGEST.
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA ASK HOW TO PLAY POCKET ACES UNDER THE GUN OR ON THE BUTTON? WHO REALLY CARES HOW MUCH YOU WON OR LOST? WHO REALLY CARES HOW YOU PLAYED A PARTICULAR HAND? YOU GUYS ARE SO BORING POSTING ON THIS FORUM. HOW I PLAYED ACES OR HOW I PLAYED KINGS. YOU GUYS ARE TRULY BORING AND PATHETIC. ALSO, WHO CARES HOW ROY COOKE PLAYS A "30-60" HAND AT BELLAGIO? HOW MANY MORE BORING ARTICLES CAN THEY WRITE? ENOUGH WITH THE SENSELESS ARTICLES. STOP IT, NOW. SPEAKING OF BORING ARTICLES, I WAS TAKING A SHIT ONE DAY WHEN I HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE HE CRAWLED OUT OF A GARBAGE TRUCK. TAKE A LOOK AT HIM IN POKER DIGEST. HIS NAME IS ROLF SLOTBOOM. HEY ROLF, YOU MOTHER NOT LIKE YOU? I WOULD DISOWN YOU MYSELF AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR MUG SHOT. EVER HEAR OF A HAIRCUT, YOU BUM? ANYWAY, THERE IT WAS, ONE OF HIS BORING ARTICLES. HE ACTUALLY MADE MY SHIT COME OUT FASTER. HE WROTE ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT QUIZ AND IF YOU GOT A SCORE ACCORDING TO HIS ANSWERS, YOU ARE A GOOD POKER PLAYER. FIRST OFF RUFF RUFF, YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD PLAYER TO BEGIN WITH, SO CRAWL BACK INTO THE GARBAGE TRUCK FROM WHERE YOU CAME. OH, I HOPE ALL OF YOU HUMPS WHO WRITE ON THIS FORUM OR A POKER MAGAZINE GET AN INOPERABLE TUMOR AT THE BASE OF YOUR SPINE. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.
IT'S THE ORIGINAL JOEYBLOEY. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU IMPOSTERS. CAN'T ANY OF YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL INSTEAD OF JOEYBITCH? YOU KNOW WHAT, YOUR MOTHER IS A BITCH, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT NAME. YOU HAVE TO IMITATE ALL OF WHAT I TYPED AND COMMENTED ON. PLEASE BE MORE AUTHENTIC IN YOUR ARTICLES AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN CHARACTER. ON TO MORE SERIOUS ISSUES ABOUT THIS FOURM AND STUPID POKER MAGAZINES SUCH AS CARD PLAYER AND POKER DIGEST.
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA ASK HOW TO PLAY POCKET ACES UNDER THE GUN OR ON THE BUTTON? WHO REALLY CARES HOW MUCH YOU WON OR LOST? WHO REALLY CARES HOW YOU PLAYED A PARTICULAR HAND? YOU GUYS ARE SO BORING POSTING ON THIS FORUM. HOW I PLAYED ACES OR HOW I PLAYED KINGS. YOU GUYS ARE TRULY BORING AND PATHETIC. ALSO, WHO CARES HOW ROY COOKE PLAYS A "30-60" HAND AT BELLAGIO? HOW MANY MORE BORING ARTICLES CAN THEY WRITE? ENOUGH WITH THE SENSELESS ARTICLES. STOP IT, NOW. SPEAKING OF BORING ARTICLES, I WAS TAKING A SHIT ONE DAY WHEN I HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE HE CRAWLED OUT OF A GARBAGE TRUCK. TAKE A LOOK AT HIM IN POKER DIGEST. HIS NAME IS ROLF SLOTBOOM. HEY ROLF, YOU MOTHER NOT LIKE YOU? I WOULD DISOWN YOU MYSELF AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR MUG SHOT. EVER HEAR OF A HAIRCUT, YOU BUM? ANYWAY, THERE IT WAS, ONE OF HIS BORING ARTICLES. HE ACTUALLY MADE MY SHIT COME OUT FASTER. HE WROTE ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT QUIZ AND IF YOU GOT A SCORE ACCORDING TO HIS ANSWERS, YOU ARE A GOOD POKER PLAYER. FIRST OFF RUFF RUFF, YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD PLAYER TO BEGIN WITH, SO CRAWL BACK INTO THE GARBAGE TRUCK FROM WHERE YOU CAME. OH, I HOPE ALL OF YOU HUMPS WHO WRITE ON THIS FORUM OR A POKER MAGAZINE GET AN INOPERABLE TUMOR AT THE BASE OF YOUR SPINE. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.