TWO public service announcements (PSA's)

[GrannyMae]

1. if you use a lower-case L in the capitalized word SHlT, it shows in stars chat


2.


PokerStars Game #330111521: Tournament #1108816, Hold'em Limit - Level II (30/60) - 2004/03/11 - 21:23:11 (ET)
Table '1108816 1' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Steeser (1700 in chips)
Seat 2: The_D00d (1390 in chips)
Seat 3: Myrtle (1135 in chips)
Seat 4: Tosh27o (1965 in chips)
Seat 5: Stagemusic (1868 in chips)
Seat 6: AAmazon (1433 in chips)
Seat 7: GrannyMae (1194 in chips)
Seat 8: nottom (1547 in chips)
Seat 9: DrSavage (1128 in chips)
GrannyMae: posts small blind 15
nottom: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GrannyMae [Qs 5s]
GrannyMae said, "trash"
DrSavage: raises 30 to 60
Steeser: folds
The_D00d: folds
Myrtle: calls 60
Tosh27o: folds
Stagemusic: folds
AAmazon: folds
GrannyMae: raises 30 to 90
nottom: folds
DrSavage: calls 30
Myrtle: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qd 6d]
GrannyMae: checks
DrSavage: bets 30
Myrtle: raises 30 to 60
GrannyMae: raises 30 to 90
DrSavage: calls 60
Myrtle: calls 30
*** TURN *** [Ac Qd 6d] [9s]
GrannyMae: checks
DrSavage: checks
Myrtle: bets 60
GrannyMae: raises 60 to 120
DrSavage: folds
Myrtle: raises 60 to 180
GrannyMae: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qd 6d 9s] [2c]
GrannyMae: checks
Myrtle: bets 60
GrannyMae said, "had to bet it"
GrannyMae: calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Myrtle: shows [Ad Js] (a pair of Aces)
GrannyMae: shows [Qs 5s] (a pair of Queens)
Myrtle collected 1050 from pot
Stagemusic said, "lol"
DrSavage said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1050 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Qd 6d 9s 2c]
Seat 1: Steeser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The_D00d folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Myrtle showed [Ad Js] and won (1050) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Tosh27o folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Stagemusic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: AAmazon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GrannyMae (small blind) showed [Qs 5s] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: nottom (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: DrSavage folded on the Turn


your welcome


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[Lori]

1. if you use a lower-case L in the capitalized word SHlT, it shows in stars chat

Jacob, you are in trouble for giving this info. away, do your superiors know you encourage this kind of language?

Lori

[PuppetMaster]

i thought everyone said you died?

[GrannyMae]

Jacob, you are in trouble for giving this info


Lori, i must correct you.

this top-secret info came from some panhandling, railbird named lorinda. NOT jacob.


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[Steven Punk]

[ QUOTE ]
1. if you use a lower-case L in the capitalized word SHlT, it shows in stars chat

Jacob, you are in trouble for giving this info. away, do your superiors know you encourage this kind of language?

Lori

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is Jacob?

[GrannyMae]

i thought everyone said you died?


i did.

however, mel gibson needed a virgin, and i needed a KOTZ buy-in.

seemed like a good way to earn an honest buck.
would you have me be an affiliate??

*shudder*



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[kdog]

I find it somehow ironic that the hand we have all been playing in your honor/memory does not work for YOU in KOTZ. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[GrannyMae]

I find it somehow ironic that the hand we have all been playing in your honor/memory does not work for YOU in KOTZ


question 4 u dog?

do you think i knew i was beat?
you have played with myrtle too, so i think you know the answer.

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[Lori]

PokerStars Game #330201085: Tournament #1108816, Hold'em Limit - Level IV
(100/200) - 2004/03/11 - 22:09:45 (ET)
Table '1108816 4' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Stew46 (960 in chips)
Seat 2: jpg777 (630 in chips)
Seat 3: skaboomizzy (665 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Tosh27o (1980 in chips)
Seat 5: joetall (3380 in chips)
Seat 6: polarole (1350 in chips)
Seat 7: nottom (2795 in chips)
Seat 8: G316K (3825 in chips)
Seat 9: lorinda (415 in chips)
jpg777: posts small blind 50
skaboomizzy: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lorinda [Qs 5s]
Tosh27o: folds
joetall: folds
polarole: folds
nottom: folds
G316K: folds
lorinda: raises 100 to 200
Stew46: folds
jpg777: folds
skaboomizzy: folds
lorinda collected 250 from pot
lorinda: shows [Qs 5s] (high card Queen)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 250 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Stew46 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jpg777 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: skaboomizzy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tosh27o folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: joetall folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: polarole folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nottom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: G316K folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lorinda collected (250)

[GrannyMae]

i hate you

[Jim Kuhn]

Granny,

Did you raise with yours? If you don't show Granny Mae the right respect you will not be happy in the end!

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4U
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[GrannyMae]

i attempted to raise, check raise, cap.. everything.

there is not one single st00pid bet i missed.

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[Simon Diamond]

Thanks for playing Q /images/graemlins/spade.gif 5 /images/graemlins/spade.gif that way Granny, made the $10 LL a lot easier to net. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Simon

[Jim Kuhn]

After much painful thought I have deduced what your problem is. You ventured as far as to play GrannyMae AFTER YOU PUT A HEX ON THIS HAND! You, of all people, should know the power of GrannyMae's hexes! Mason should give you thirty extra lashes tomorrow night! WAIT!! WAIT!!! You would consider that a reward and not a punishment! OK - it is back to the ole' think tank! All this thinking makes my head hurt!

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4U
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[TheGrifter]

You didn't cap the TURN, OR THE RIVER! No wonder you lost.

[Homer]

Stagemusic said, "lol"
DrSavage said, "lol"

I give up.

[Gamblor]

[kdog]

[ QUOTE ]
I find it somehow ironic that the hand we have all been playing in your honor/memory does not work for YOU in KOTZ


question 4 u dog?

do you think i knew i was beat?
you have played with myrtle too, so i think you know the answer.



[/ QUOTE ]

Never a doubt in my mind that you knew the hand was no good. I just think it's ironic that you, of all people, get this hand in, of all places, a KOTZ tourney and it doesn't win. The fact that it's against myrtle just adds to the irony really. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[GrannyMae]

my ONLY hope at winning was gone when myrtle was still there on the turn. ironically, i was glad to get HU with myrtle, cuz he has the ability to dump a lower pair or draw.

the river action was only there because i knew that was the only way to show my cards. a "fold and show" option would have been used if it were available, but the chips were gone by then anyway.

NH myrtle, really!

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[Myrtle]

...........in taking that hand down. To be honest with you, I did figure you probably had me out-kicked, but there was no way I could lay that one down.

It truly would have pleased me to no end for a 5 to have come on the river!!

By the way, I tried to email you at the last addy you sent me but it got bounced back....Then I PM'd you but no response so I'm wondering if you've received either.

Let me know if you would.......

Myrt.......