crazy twoplustwo handles - what were they on?

[Al_Capone_Junior]

The names people choose for their handles on 2+2 amaze me. I think the crack pipe is getting worn out these days! Let's take a look...

turnipmonster - must be from shelbyville, right around the corner from springfield.

Clarkmeister - meister? mister? sounds like a balding vegas Super-Magoo to me!

al capone junior - what's this? a drug crazed insane criminal genius? Super-Magoo? All of the above?

jasonholdem - he missed the apostrophe in hold'em. must be a college student aspiring to play poker instead.

pokerbabe - well who can really make fun of HER, she's cute as a button and funny too! But didn't want her to feel left out! And she plays poker! And golf!

letsrock - still has his nazareth tattoo after all these years!

al schoonmaker - sounds like some psychology egghead!

fossilman - now is he into ancient dinosaurs or is he just old?

bigbaitsim - spent too much time fishin'

Joe Tall (Joe Tall) - who you reminding, us or yourself?

goofball - name says it all

angry young man - has too many styx albums

Kurn, son of Mogh - watches Star Trek too much, without a doubt. Hey Kurn, which episode is on tonight?

winholdemsupport - should be "cheatin' ass SOB"

patrick dicaprio - is he as cute as leonardo?

Chris daddy cool - probably has the FBI watching his rap studio

Ray Zee - has the GALL to capitalize his name

Beer bandit - watches too many john belushi films, oh wait no, that's a simpsons episode

Homer J. Simpson - obviously has dubious heros.

felicialee - as long as her posts are, why not a longer name?

george w of poker - not sure what this means, but he's definitely something, depends what the campaign manager says this week.

AcesOver8s - watches too many westerns. Wild Bill was his fav.

Jay! - what's the exclamation for anyway?

thrillhouse - watches the simpsons too much

David Sklansky - should just abbreviate "Oz"

Mat Sklansky - "the man with the ax"

lori - queen of the zoo

Granny Mae - the only one on the zoo who does NOT recommend playing Q5s

DrPhysic - come to the home games on fridays, Dr Suckout!

-Simon- like prince, only needs one name. May change to a symbol soon

ohkanada - lives in austin TX. Sorry. You poor slob.

Sherrif Fatman - MUST live in TX

chesspain - shows off his psychological prowess with a clever handle

SaltCracka - thrives on controversial "gangland" names on Stars! BustaCap was his second choice.

LondonBroil - he's either a crazy brit or he likes his steaks thick.

oh well, I could go on all day, perhaps someone else has something to add.

al

[Sloats]

don't you owe me some money?

[Al_Capone_Junior]

sure thing hoss. I'll be happy to pay up just as soon as you remind me why I owe you.

al

[Sloats]

I thought it was a gag that people chase you up and down on this board saying that you owe them money.

[Homer]

Homer J. Simpson - obviously has dubious heros.

I don't get it. That's my name.

[wm r the rake]

I love your name Homer....DOH!!!!!

[wm r the rake]

Al that is a picture of a Cichlid right??

[scotnt73]

does the j stand for Jay? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Big Mo]

Junior I need more.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

oh that's right! Back in Nam! That $3.50~! (three-fity!)

just give me your pokerstars name and $3.50 is yours!

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

it's a largemouth bass.

al

[Big Mo]

[ QUOTE ]
it's a large ass.

al

[/ QUOTE ]

Just the way you like it.

[Sloats]

[ QUOTE ]
oh that's right! Back in Nam! That $3.50~! (three-fity!)

just give me your pokerstars name and $3.50 is yours!

al

[/ QUOTE ]

gaulddamn loch ness monster. Always trying to trick me out of tree-fitty.

[FeliciaLee]

I don't have a creative bone in my body. Felicia is my name, but it's almost always taken, so I use first and middle.

I might be creative, but I could write about it for a long, long time.

[Homer]

does the j stand for Jay?

Indeedaliedoodalie.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

you got the joke!

that's worth three fity!

al

[Big Mo]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't have a creative bone in my body. Felicia is my name, but it's almost always taken, so I use first and middle.

I might be creative, but I could write about it for a long, long time.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've been known to switch hit. Would you like some help with those creative juices?

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Big Mo - now is that Mo for "mo money" or "mo ass?"

al

[thrillhouse]

I would watch too much simpsons if I went by thrillho, but since I go by thrillhouse, I think I watch just enough Simpsons.
-Thrillho

[baggins]

baggins - LOTR geek. plays poker with a magic ring.

[Big Mo]

[ QUOTE ]
Big Mo - now is that Mo for "mo money" or "mo ass?"

al

[/ QUOTE ]

Mo money, mo ass, mo pleasure.

PS. Al can Felicia join us?

[whiskeytown]

whiskeytown - listening to his favorite band decides to pick a name that'll put hair on your chest.

and it's good cause when you bust someone and they start whining like a baby, and tell you to go f*** yourself, they can add "you stupid alcoholic" - gives the sore losers some help since they aren't very creative -

now the avatar....that's another story entirely...LOL

[Homer]

I never understood why a player's name could only be 8 characters long in Bonestorm. I mean, it's supposedly a kickass game, and you can't even spell out your whole name?! What's the deal with that? Was this some sort of commentary on the overall crappiness of video games or did the cartoonists just get 'soooooo lazy'?

I have to go play Lee Carvallo's putting challenge now.

-- Homer

EDIT: p.s. - thrillhouse is now officially the most obscure Simpsons handle ever, replacing my Empire Poker name, Fishbulb.

[TheGrifter]

[Homer]

Is it from this:

Homer: Which one of you youngsters is Abe Simpson?

Abe: I'm Abe Simpson.

Homer: You've just won $10 million from that publisher's cleary dealie!

Abe: Wha...?

Old Man: Everybody, come quick! Abe Simpson is rich!

Abe: I can't believe it! I can finally afford a young, crazy stripper wife! [starts dancing] Yeah I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest, m-- [grabs chest and falls over]

Homer: [checks his pulse] He's dead! [residents murmur]

Bart: Oh, this is terrible! Now who do we give the money to?

Homer: I guess we'll just have to haul the check back to headquarters. Too bad we couldn't just give it to these nice folks.

Bart: Forget it, Ed. Do you know what it costs to sign over a check this big? Why, the wealth transfer fee would run at least $100 a head!

Homer: You're right. We'd better just take this check back for shredding.

Jasper: No, wait. We've got 100 bucks each. Hang on!

% The residents all give Homer and Bart money, except for one man who holds
% out until the end. He finally comes, handcuffs Homer, and announces himself
% as FBI, arresting him for fraud. He readjusts his clothes and stance to
% no longer look old. Bart tries to act old to get away, but he too gets
% cuffed. The FBI agent asks where the inside man is, so Abe hops into a
% motorized wheelchair and takes off down the road.

Abe: Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!

% The FBI agent compliments Homer and Bart on their car as he uses it to drive
% them to jail.

Homer: Thanks! It took a lot of grifting! [Bart jabs him]

Bart: Please, FBI man, don't throw us in jail! We just made one mistake!

Homer: Yeah, we're not criminals, we're just two crazy, mixed-up kids! [they arrive at the station]

FBI Agent: Hmm ... okay, tell you what -- I'll let you turn yourselves in. Maybe they'll go easier on you.

Homer: You'd do that for us?!

FBI Agent: [unlocks their handcuffs] Well, I *did* ruin the boy's birthday cake. Go on in ... [sternly:] but I'll be watching! [on the way up the stairs, Homer tells Bart that he's got an idea]

Homer: Chief, I'd like to scare my son straight. Could I show him a jail cell?

Wiggum: Sure, I'll put you in the Rick James suite -- it's super-freaky. [in the cell, Bart and Homer look out the window to the FBI agent]

Bart: Okay, we're all locked up now!

Homer: Yeah! [quietly:] You big idiot!

FBI Agent: Excellent! I guess I'll just be swiping your car now.

Homer: Wha...?

FBI Agent: Oh, and this lovely bag of cash! [the money from the previous scam, labeled "evidence"] So long, suckers! Woo-hoo! [drives off and throws his badge into the jail cell]

Bart: That's not an FBI badge!

Homer: Colgate Cavity Patrol?! [groans]

Bart: That guy was a grifter.

Homer: Yeah, and he conned us good. Well, at least we still have our jobs at the sweepstakes place.

-- Homer

[Al_Capone_Junior]

a big irony here is that of the more than 200 hours of misc. cartoons I have on tape, this is one of them.

al

[Gamblor]

"Beitza" is Hebrew for an egg.
"Beitzim" is Hebrew for eggs. Either on your plate or between your legs.

I suppose, in a way, he might have indeed gone fishin one too many times.

[Gamblor]

The handle "Gamblor" is obviously Simpsons inspired, but I digress:

When does the Season 4 DVD come out?

I threw out all of my tapes when they announced they were doing the whole 14 season run on DVD.

[jasonHoldEm]

[ QUOTE ]
jasonholdem - he missed the apostrophe in hold'em. must be a college student aspiring to play poker instead.

[/ QUOTE ]

I use the Ciaffone spelling. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Al_Capone_Junior]

can't help much Gamblor. I have many simpsons on tape, but I tape any/all cartoons in six hour tapes for future viewing during those times when I am on the road and don't have cable. You see I have a small travel trailer that allows me to go/do what I like, but cable is not available everywhere. Therefore I have hundreds of hours of videos of both history/NGC and cartoons for those "lean times" when I MUST HAVE MY TV!!!!!!! I might just get satellite sooner or later here!

al

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
SaltCracka - thrives on controversial "gangland" names on Stars! BustaCap was his second choice.


[/ QUOTE ]
its actually ThaSaltCracka
anyways thats not my name on Stars, they found it to be to controversial.
Hey Al, aren't we in the same gang?

[Al_Capone_Junior]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey Al, aren't we in the same gang?

[/ QUOTE ]

That depends. Do you like Guns, Drugs, and Women! /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

al

[ThaSaltCracka]

[ QUOTE ]
That depends. Do you like Guns, Drugs, and Women!

[/ QUOTE ]
HELL YEAH!!!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif
you can be my muscle any time /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[CrazyEyez]

p.s. - thrillhouse is now officially the most obscure Simpsons handle ever, replacing my Empire Poker name, Fishbulb.

I love Mr. Sparkle!!! I am disrespectful to dirt. Can you see I am serious?

[Gamblor]

[Gamblor]

Pronounced "Beyt-SAH" and "Beyt-SEEM"

[Big Mo]

Ain't no one got handles on 2+2 that can compare to mine.

[ThaSaltCracka]

let me guess, you are big and your name is Maurice? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Big Mo]

[ QUOTE ]
let me guess, you are big and your name is Maurice? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Mo is short for Maureen. I like doggie so you and I should get along just fine if ya know what I mean honey.

[ThaSaltCracka]

OMG!!! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
you are crazy

[Gamblor]

[Elephant's Eye]

[morgant]

i was in college and needed a handle for a chess website. at the time i was looking at a porn page called morgan's place, i had also just gotten an ant farm from my girlfriend at the time(it was a joke, but actually cool) that was sitting next to the computer screen. hence the handle morgant was born!

[smudgex68]

[ QUOTE ]
i was in college and needed a handle for a chess website. at the time i was looking at a porn page called morgan's place, i had also just gotten an ant farm from my girlfriend at the time(it was a joke, but actually cool) that was sitting next to the computer screen. hence the handle morgant was born!


[/ QUOTE ]

I'd be very interested in Al Schoonmaker's analysis of this.

[BaronVonCP]

[Al_Capone_Junior]

It's quite simple really. Many of us are fascinated by ants. I once heard a stat that something like 50% of the bio-mass of animal life on earth is ants. I have at least three hours of ant related documenaties on tape. Many of us are also obsessed with sex. Morgant's just fascinated with both.

al

[morgant]

Al, i think you are being serious, but it could be construed as a bit sarcastic regarding ants?!?!?!?, regardless, i spent a good amount of time in costa rica and the different types of ant civilizations were mind blowing, there were these leaf cutters that could clear out acres of any vegatation in lightening speed considering how small they are, there different colonies, styles of living, and hierarchys are truly fascinating. if you cant tell, i am captivated by nature /images/graemlins/grin.gif. take it easy

ps. sex aint so bad either /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Actually I was totally serious about ants. They fascinate me too. My fav species - south american bullet ants, austrailian driver ants, army ants. My LEAST fav species - fire ants. Those @#$%@#$% things SUCK!!!!!!

al

[Al Schoonmaker]

Sorry, but I have nothing to say. It's not my area of psychology.
Regards,
Al