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Clarkmeister
03-10-2004, 09:22 PM
Overheard in a casino yesterday.

Q: What does Michael Jackson like so much about 28 year olds?






















A: There's twenty of them!

Diplomat
03-10-2004, 09:25 PM
It took me a second to get it. Nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

-Diplomat

baggins
03-11-2004, 02:58 PM
good joke. i've heard it before. would probably work better if you said 'twenty eight year olds'.

just a suggestion.

Rushmore
03-11-2004, 03:31 PM
Why did Michael Jackson rush to the K-Mart?














Because he heard little boys' pants were half-off.

Bill Murphy
03-11-2004, 11:51 PM
What's the difference btwn Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
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One is white & dangerous to small children, the other is a plastic bag.

Thank you, thank you, here til the 14th. Hey, see it's 8:40, bedtime at Neverland Ranch. Big hand's touching the little hand! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

ScottyP431
03-12-2004, 02:48 AM
Whats the differance between michael jackson and buzz alderin?












Buzz alderin walked ON the moon, and michael jackson likes to have sex with children

Ulysses
03-12-2004, 05:02 AM
Finally, an opportunity for me to honestly type: LOL.